What are some funny jokes or stories about the shinehorn? Funny shinehorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Can you actually get one on ragranok? Because i want one and i will not rest untill i get one and name it nightlight.
Target practice (if your evil like me)
I killed my friends because he said he put milk before cereal. I AM JUSTICE
KILL IT ILL KILL U UR FAMILY AND UR BEST TAMES,NEVER KILL IT (btw im mobile)
kill them and your cursed
Don't kill them or you will be haunted
Youli
I murder these on sight you should too
Babies of the evil unicorns rip denis
The meat is rel good on them so I kill them
If you kill one I will have nothing but respect for you
I bred a hole bunch of them then sent them to there death to kill a giga
Real men tame these with citronal seeds
Almost as cute as jerboa. I'm not saying it's not cute, jerboas are ADORABLE and so are shine horns. Jerboas are just cutER.
Using the tek ball thing in ark u can use it as a pokimone
If you agree make the votes 1000 or more
I killed about 500 hundred of these ugly flashlight bastard they are horrible tame if you see them kill em
.... Huh? Why did I kill one?
I was bored
Just a goat guys, good scourge of mutton.
NGL kinda ugly, sorry to y’all out there but this thing is just a freak of nature and should be put down
Hey what happened to the sun shine it's just a sun
Shinehorn "hey"