Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Shinehorn: hi!!
Me: hello!!
Shinehorn: do you need something??
Me: well I was just going to ask… what’s you secret?? And… will you be my pet?
Shinehorn: …. Ummm secret?? Well…
I don’t know and EXUSE ME??? BE YOUR PET??!?!?!?!!!!!?!???!?!??!!!? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Bye!!!!! ( runs away)
More Shinehorn Funny Tips
Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS
I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*