What are some funny jokes or stories about the scout? Funny scout jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: *chillin on the beach*
Scout: *sees me and comes toward me*
Me: well, this is the part where he kills me.
Scout: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
Scout: *pulls out a gun*
Me: *dead*
Um Alexa is plane now LOL 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you want to crash your game activate it and access you or Dino’s inventory and boom game crashed
You:taking a poo
Your tribe mates drone:”hello there”
You:pistols the scout
Also you:finds out it belongs to the tribe
Your tribemates:We are f***ing screwed
OMG, WHO TURNED SCOUT INTO A ROBOT?? DID GE THINK TOO SLOW BEFORE THROWING THE FLASHBSNG?
PSST! PSST! SCOUT. CHECK IF YOU CAN MAKE METAL ZAP ELEMENT DUST??
High level scout: hi
Me: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HPUSE FOOL. Shoots it down.
Also me: oooh free bp
Wow, I wonder how many merit badges he has, or if it’s a girl, if it can give me cookies
"If you were from where I was from, you'd be dead"
Great for PvP purpose, U can use it to scout enemy’s base
This is 343 guilty spark from halo 1
When i was on extinction while the damn speedster WAS STILL TRYING TO TRANSFER FROM VALGUROI was killing tytanomyras and and one came up on me I went can I help u? And it shocked me then I typed u sack of shit
I don’t have eny but what’s all this bout hipety hopety
They are stupid and they are useless they are so weak
What did they do to 5 pebbles. Reference for all my rainworld fans out there.
Can i blackmail him????????
Oh oh oh they scout me woah oh oh they scout me
Nice scout... wait what are you doing here anyway?
I like how these snitch on u the second u destroy a lamppost
MEDIC SCOUT IN SPACE REVIVE (TEAM FORTESS 2] YES IK IMA LMAO