I have a very very sad story so I saw a scout and I thought it was wild so I didn’t care but it turns out it was an enemy tribes scout and I wasn’t very happy when I left my window open and it came in while I was doing a poo on the toilet

Hippity hoppity theirs a scout detected on my property

I imagine people on servers going "ENEMY SCOUT INBOUND!" And shooting it down with a gun

It Has heat vision ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When I see a scout near my base, I’ll pull out my rifle and before blowing it out of the sky, I’ll say on my beelzebufo “ hippity hoppity get the fudge off my property”

It has the same implant as the players do

Don’t shoot your mining beam towards them, your wanted level will rise... wait wrong game

Great for watching your neighbors change through the window, would get caught tho

Commonly known as pigeon

I have to put this here

I feel like I'm the only 1 that thinks these are cute.

You craft

You deploy

Next thing you know

You drone is destroyed

Weeee woooooo I seee you doinnnnn poooop

Me: *chillin on the beach*

Scout: *sees me and comes toward me*

Me: well, this is the part where he kills me.

Scout: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!

Scout: *pulls out a gun*

Me: *dead*

Apparently this lil' fella can be used like a Pokémon by throwing an orb on the ground and then you can exit the drone and it can go right through stuff according to the devs.

I have one word to describe this: Pokémon!

Survivor: *walking*

Scout: SCOUT!

Survivor: *casually smashes a dodo's skull in with an axe*

Scout: DIE!!!!!!

Survivor: *smashes scout to bits*

Enforcer: you will experience a tingling sensation and then death...

Who is controlling these drones in extinction

These snitches. Cant tell you how many times I've died from this kid telling his mom I'm killing dodos. And his mom ain't nice.

"Birds fly, grass grows. And brother. If your were me, you're dead!"

~ TF2 Scout

Just don't try to ride the damn thing. I didn't think I'd have to explain that considering how small it is, but three crashes later, here we are...