What are some funny jokes or stories about the scout? Funny scout jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hippity hoppity theirs a scout detected on my property
I have a very very sad story so I saw a scout and I thought it was wild so I didn’t care but it turns out it was an enemy tribes scout and I wasn’t very happy when I left my window open and it came in while I was doing a poo on the toilet
I imagine people on servers going "ENEMY SCOUT INBOUND!" And shooting it down with a gun
It Has heat vision ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When I see a scout near my base, I’ll pull out my rifle and before blowing it out of the sky, I’ll say on my beelzebufo “ hippity hoppity get the fudge off my property”
Don’t shoot your mining beam towards them, your wanted level will rise... wait wrong game
Commonly known as pigeon
I have to put this here
Great for watching your neighbors change through the window, would get caught tho
They can be corrupt when you leave your town for too long…
Wait hold on is this No mans sky…
Oh wait im sorry wrong game
Next thing you know
You drone is destroyed
Weeee woooooo I seee you doinnnnn poooop
Survivor: *casually smashes a dodo's skull in with an axe*
Survivor: *smashes scout to bits*
Enforcer: you will experience a tingling sensation and then death...
Apparently this lil' fella can be used like a Pokémon by throwing an orb on the ground and then you can exit the drone and it can go right through stuff according to the devs.
Say hello to the Overseers little cousin. Just as annoying as ever.
Life Support Systems Low
I have one word to describe this: Pokémon!
These snitches. Cant tell you how many times I've died from this kid telling his mom I'm killing dodos. And his mom ain't nice.
A helpful tip should include more words.
Just don't try to ride the damn thing. I didn't think I'd have to explain that considering how small it is, but three crashes later, here we are...
This man flew all the way from tf2 and got here