Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the scout? Funny scout jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hippity hoppity theirs a scout detected on my property
I have a very very sad story so I saw a scout and I thought it was wild so I didn’t care but it turns out it was an enemy tribes scout and I wasn’t very happy when I left my window open and it came in while I was doing a poo on the toilet
I imagine people on servers going "ENEMY SCOUT INBOUND!" And shooting it down with a gun
I was once with my scout on a Clif an I went to see someone and fell off the dang cliff
It Has heat vision ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When I see a scout near my base, I’ll pull out my rifle and before blowing it out of the sky, I’ll say on my beelzebufo “ hippity hoppity get the fudge off my property”
Great for watching your neighbors change through the window, would get caught tho
Don’t shoot your mining beam towards them, your wanted level will rise... wait wrong game
Weeee woooooo I seee you doinnnnn poooop
Apparently this lil' fella can be used like a Pokémon by throwing an orb on the ground and then you can exit the drone and it can go right through stuff according to the devs.
I have one word to describe this: Pokémon!
First time in extinction I saw this thing just staring at me. I was startled and hauled ass I ran into a kapro /(0.0)\
These things are the only creature in the game that can’t damage thatch.
This guy is watching you always watching
you don’t tame it you choose it as a class and run around super quickly to game jump
scout:"enemy spotted"
Enforcers:"WE WANT TO KILL THEM
Enforcers:"WE WANT TO KILL THEM
I don’t have eny but what’s all this bout hipety hopety
These snitches. Cant tell you how many times I've died from this kid telling his mom I'm killing dodos. And his mom ain't nice.
Longneck makes them fall like flies
One silent day
*Squack* a random dodo squacks and the next second all these things are staring you
*Squack* a random dodo squacks and the next second all these things are staring you