Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the scout? Funny scout jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 148 · Answer 1 · 2018-10-31T20:03:37+00:00

Hippity hoppity theirs a scout detected on my property

score 143 · Answer 2 · 2018-11-16T09:05:22+00:00

I have a very very sad story so I saw a scout and I thought it was wild so I didn’t care but it turns out it was an enemy tribes scout and I wasn’t very happy when I left my window open and it came in while I was doing a poo on the toilet

score 114 · Answer 3 · 2018-10-18T02:09:22+00:00

I imagine people on servers going "ENEMY SCOUT INBOUND!" And shooting it down with a gun

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-12-26T15:07:26+00:00

This guys name is BRAD from camp Cretaceous

score 90 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-11T14:56:22+00:00

It Has heat vision ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

score 72 · Answer 6 · 2018-11-16T22:47:48+00:00

When I see a scout near my base, I’ll pull out my rifle and before blowing it out of the sky, I’ll say on my beelzebufo “ hippity hoppity get the fudge off my property”

score 25 · Answer 7 · 2020-07-24T00:49:52+00:00

Commonly known as pigeon

I have to put this here

score 54 · Answer 8 · 2018-10-16T15:56:53+00:00

Great for watching your neighbors change through the window, would get caught tho

score 19 · Answer 9 · 2020-11-12T11:02:44+00:00

You craft

You deploy

Next thing you know

You drone is destroyed

score 49 · Answer 10 · 2018-11-16T23:09:02+00:00

Don’t shoot your mining beam towards them, your wanted level will rise... wait wrong game

score 14 · Answer 11 · 2020-09-24T20:22:27+00:00

Survivor: *walking*

Scout: SCOUT!

Survivor: *casually smashes a dodo's skull in with an axe*

Scout: DIE!!!!!!

Survivor: *smashes scout to bits*

Enforcer: you will experience a tingling sensation and then death...

score 32 · Answer 12 · 2018-12-02T20:33:31+00:00

Weeee woooooo I seee you doinnnnn poooop

score 27 · Answer 13 · 2018-11-06T03:46:29+00:00

Apparently this lil' fella can be used like a Pokémon by throwing an orb on the ground and then you can exit the drone and it can go right through stuff according to the devs.

score 13 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-28T13:37:25+00:00

Just don't try to ride the damn thing. I didn't think I'd have to explain that considering how small it is, but three crashes later, here we are...

score 25 · Answer 15 · 2018-11-11T01:23:47+00:00

I have one word to describe this: Pokémon!

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2021-06-30T08:07:41+00:00

This guy is a Pokémon because it’s Pokémon ball

score 15 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-20T22:40:19+00:00

These snitches. Cant tell you how many times I've died from this kid telling his mom I'm killing dodos. And his mom ain't nice.

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-27T23:38:22+00:00

If it’s a machine put it in water it’ll surely electrify the water and also be exploded!!!

score 16 · Answer 19 · 2019-03-17T13:39:00+00:00

First time in extinction I saw this thing just staring at me. I was startled and hauled ass I ran into a kapro /(0.0)\

score 16 · Answer 20 · 2019-03-17T13:39:00+00:00

First time in extinction I saw this thing just staring at me. I was startled and hauled ass I ran into a kapro /(0.0)\