What are some funny jokes or stories about the scout? Funny scout jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hippity hoppity theirs a scout detected on my property
I have a very very sad story so I saw a scout and I thought it was wild so I didn’t care but it turns out it was an enemy tribes scout and I wasn’t very happy when I left my window open and it came in while I was doing a poo on the toilet
I imagine people on servers going "ENEMY SCOUT INBOUND!" And shooting it down with a gun
This guys name is BRAD from camp Cretaceous
It Has heat vision ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When I see a scout near my base, I’ll pull out my rifle and before blowing it out of the sky, I’ll say on my beelzebufo “ hippity hoppity get the fudge off my property”
Commonly known as pigeon
I have to put this here
Great for watching your neighbors change through the window, would get caught tho
Next thing you know
You drone is destroyed
Don’t shoot your mining beam towards them, your wanted level will rise... wait wrong game
Survivor: *casually smashes a dodo's skull in with an axe*
Survivor: *smashes scout to bits*
Enforcer: you will experience a tingling sensation and then death...
Weeee woooooo I seee you doinnnnn poooop
Apparently this lil' fella can be used like a Pokémon by throwing an orb on the ground and then you can exit the drone and it can go right through stuff according to the devs.
Just don't try to ride the damn thing. I didn't think I'd have to explain that considering how small it is, but three crashes later, here we are...
I have one word to describe this: Pokémon!
This guy is a Pokémon because it’s Pokémon ball
These snitches. Cant tell you how many times I've died from this kid telling his mom I'm killing dodos. And his mom ain't nice.
If it’s a machine put it in water it’ll surely electrify the water and also be exploded!!!
First time in extinction I saw this thing just staring at me. I was startled and hauled ass I ran into a kapro /(0.0)\