What are some funny jokes or stories about the scout? Funny scout jokes submitted by ARK players.
Just don't try to ride the damn thing. I didn't think I'd have to explain that considering how small it is, but three crashes later, here we are...
scout:"enemy spotted"
Enforcers:"WE WANT TO KILL THEM
It's a stalking robot.plz don't stalk mi.
I feel like I'm the only 1 that thinks these are cute.
It has the same implant as the players do
First time in extinction I saw this thing just staring at me. I was startled and hauled ass I ran into a kapro /(0.0)\
Longneck makes them fall like flies
This guy is watching you always watching
These things are the only creature in the game that can’t damage thatch.
i legit thought these were attack drones (call me stupid)
The sentinels escaped no man’s sky
Help…
"Birds fly, grass grows. And brother. If your were me, you're dead!"
~ TF2 Scout
I can’t get this cause my PS4 broke
Say hello to the Overseers little cousin. Just as annoying as ever.
Life Support Systems Low
-Tek Armor
Scout is Spy!
This man flew all the way from tf2 and got here
TF2 moment
A helpful tip should include more words.
This guy is a Pokémon because it’s Pokémon ball
Snitches, get stitches, and that is why I kill everyone I see... I've wasted many arrows and bullets...