I have a very very sad story so I saw a scout and I thought it was wild so I didn’t care but it turns out it was an enemy tribes scout and I wasn’t very happy when I left my window open and it came in while I was doing a poo on the toilet

Hippity hoppity theirs a scout detected on my property

I imagine people on servers going "ENEMY SCOUT INBOUND!" And shooting it down with a gun

It Has heat vision ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When I see a scout near my base, I’ll pull out my rifle and before blowing it out of the sky, I’ll say on my beelzebufo “ hippity hoppity get the fudge off my property”

Don’t shoot your mining beam towards them, your wanted level will rise... wait wrong game

Great for watching your neighbors change through the window, would get caught tho

Commonly known as pigeon

I have to put this here

You craft

You deploy

Next thing you know

You drone is destroyed

Weeee woooooo I seee you doinnnnn poooop

I was in my bathroom doin who knows what,

My bathroom took up most of the space in my hut,

I peacefully looked out the window made of glass

Then I looked behind me and saw a drone taking a good look at my

@$$.

— plastic bag song

Flying telephone that can kill you

Apparently this lil' fella can be used like a Pokémon by throwing an orb on the ground and then you can exit the drone and it can go right through stuff according to the devs.

Survivor: *walking*

Scout: SCOUT!

Survivor: *casually smashes a dodo's skull in with an axe*

Scout: DIE!!!!!!

Survivor: *smashes scout to bits*

Enforcer: you will experience a tingling sensation and then death...

I have one word to describe this: Pokémon!

These snitches. Cant tell you how many times I've died from this kid telling his mom I'm killing dodos. And his mom ain't nice.

Who is controlling these drones in extinction

Y do those dumb tribes love using these to spy

...on people pooping!?

My fave thing to do is sit at my balcony, deploy tame, agro Dinos, lure them near my tek turret named "Dino In Sight", 2 beeps later I get a notification that says "Dino In Sight(tek turret) killed a 'Parasuar' lvl 153"..........................................................................................🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!

This guys name is BRAD from camp Cretaceous