Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the scout? Funny scout jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 180 · Answer 1 · 2018-11-16T09:05:22+00:00

I have a very very sad story so I saw a scout and I thought it was wild so I didn’t care but it turns out it was an enemy tribes scout and I wasn’t very happy when I left my window open and it came in while I was doing a poo on the toilet

score 172 · Answer 2 · 2018-10-31T20:03:37+00:00

Hippity hoppity theirs a scout detected on my property

score 138 · Answer 3 · 2018-10-18T02:09:22+00:00

I imagine people on servers going "ENEMY SCOUT INBOUND!" And shooting it down with a gun

score 106 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-11T14:56:22+00:00

It Has heat vision ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

score 86 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-16T22:47:48+00:00

When I see a scout near my base, I’ll pull out my rifle and before blowing it out of the sky, I’ll say on my beelzebufo “ hippity hoppity get the fudge off my property”

score 68 · Answer 6 · 2018-11-16T23:09:02+00:00

Don’t shoot your mining beam towards them, your wanted level will rise... wait wrong game

score 57 · Answer 7 · 2018-10-16T15:56:53+00:00

Great for watching your neighbors change through the window, would get caught tho

score 42 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-24T00:49:52+00:00

Commonly known as pigeon

I have to put this here

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2026-01-01T19:07:26+00:00

Flying telephone that can kill you

score 27 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-12T11:02:44+00:00

You craft

You deploy

Next thing you know

You drone is destroyed

score 33 · Answer 11 · 2018-12-02T20:33:31+00:00

Weeee woooooo I seee you doinnnnn poooop

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2025-08-12T23:38:35+00:00

Y do those dumb tribes love using these to spy

...on people pooping!?

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2025-08-12T23:07:14+00:00

My fave thing to do is sit at my balcony, deploy tame, agro Dinos, lure them near my tek turret named "Dino In Sight", 2 beeps later I get a notification that says "Dino In Sight(tek turret) killed a 'Parasuar' lvl 153"..........................................................................................🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!

score 27 · Answer 14 · 2018-11-06T03:46:29+00:00

Apparently this lil' fella can be used like a Pokémon by throwing an orb on the ground and then you can exit the drone and it can go right through stuff according to the devs.

score 24 · Answer 15 · 2018-11-11T01:23:47+00:00

I have one word to describe this: Pokémon!

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2026-01-29T04:43:29+00:00

I can’t get this cause my PS4 broke

score 17 · Answer 17 · 2020-09-24T20:22:27+00:00

Survivor: *walking*

Scout: SCOUT!

Survivor: *casually smashes a dodo's skull in with an axe*

Scout: DIE!!!!!!

Survivor: *smashes scout to bits*

Enforcer: you will experience a tingling sensation and then death...

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2024-02-03T14:21:59+00:00

Who is controlling these drones in extinction

score 18 · Answer 19 · 2019-07-20T22:40:19+00:00

These snitches. Cant tell you how many times I've died from this kid telling his mom I'm killing dodos. And his mom ain't nice.

score 11 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-26T15:07:26+00:00

This guys name is BRAD from camp Cretaceous