Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
player: what are you
scout: i don't know
HNLA: how do you not know what you are
scout: idk
HNLA: i don't care anymore
player: what are we talking about
HNLA: π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
scout: i don't knβ¦
???: why did you come here player: i d.o.n.t k.n.o.w
scout: sytem ERROR *$*$&)&;$($&)$&$(+=($&=($=;]_]Β₯]β¦Β₯]β¦Β₯]
if you don't get it i don't know what it is
More Scout Funny Tips
Hippity hoppity theirs a scout detected on my property
I have a very very sad story so I saw a scout and I thought it was wild so I didnβt care but it turns out it was an enemy tribes scout and I wasnβt very happy when I left my window open and it came in while I was doing a poo on the toilet
I imagine people on servers going "ENEMY SCOUT INBOUND!" And shooting it down with a gun
It Has heat vision ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Who is controlling these drones in extinction
When I see a scout near my base, Iβll pull out my rifle and before blowing it out of the sky, Iβll say on my beelzebufo β hippity hoppity get the fudge off my propertyβ
"Birds fly, grass grows. And brother. If your were me, you're dead!"
~ TF2 Scout
Donβt shoot your mining beam towards them, your wanted level will rise... wait wrong game
Commonly known as pigeon
I have to put this here
Great for watching your neighbors change through the window, would get caught tho