Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me: I see a scout on the toilet.
Also me: and that's way I flew myself into the sun.
More Scout Funny Tips
I have a very very sad story so I saw a scout and I thought it was wild so I didnβt care but it turns out it was an enemy tribes scout and I wasnβt very happy when I left my window open and it came in while I was doing a poo on the toilet
I was in my bathroom doin who knows what,
My bathroom took up most of the space in my hut,
I peacefully looked out the window made of glass
Then I looked behind me and saw a drone taking a good look at my
@$$.
β plastic bag song
Hippity hoppity theirs a scout detected on my property
I imagine people on servers going "ENEMY SCOUT INBOUND!" And shooting it down with a gun
It Has heat vision ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
When I see a scout near my base, Iβll pull out my rifle and before blowing it out of the sky, Iβll say on my beelzebufo β hippity hoppity get the fudge off my propertyβ
Donβt shoot your mining beam towards them, your wanted level will rise... wait wrong game
Great for watching your neighbors change through the window, would get caught tho
Commonly known as pigeon
I have to put this here
Flying telephone that can kill you