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What are some funny jokes or stories about the sabertooth salmon? Funny sabertooth salmon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-08-13T13:48:51+00:00

Why does it come up under terrestrial?

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2018-10-28T03:53:46+00:00

Me: hi little saber tooth salmon. I looked back and go home. Next day Me: hi saber tooth? Sabtooth: what’s sup. Me: the other day you where a saber tooth salmon. Sabertooth: that was me. Me:???

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-22T16:07:45+00:00

*me oh_no * salmon oh yes ☠ YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-10-23T21:51:21+00:00

I was just walking up to like a 3.2 sixed one (normally I see like, 1.3 size at max) and I was like “WOAAHH” and then... and then it swam on land... and I was like, okay, this is a normal glitch, so I took some pictures... and then it swam even farther, and farther, until it was really far on the side, then it twisted up in the corner and when I got to it it was dead, and then I pulled it over to the water again, and its face was just smushed into the ground, then I got attacked by more creatures like usual-

That was a... interesting, encounter.....

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-10-14T16:19:54+00:00

This thing swarmed up on my beaver and it survived

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2023-10-07T02:45:31+00:00

Me be like: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU my pro friend: it’s ok just watteffer you do don’t hit it. Me: oh to late (hits) sees a bout 100 more running at me AHhHhhHhHhHhHhHhHhhHhHhHh

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2020-12-12T05:20:11+00:00

Part of me wants to make a prison for my enemies with these guys. They'll be like " Oh thank God I'm starving! " *They punch they fishy* they all die immediately and I make a narc trap around each spawn point and just laugh till I die

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2019-07-01T02:29:33+00:00

Me: Why did I attack you

Salmon:..?

Oh Yea I remember but Never again will I do dat

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2022-10-06T13:02:44+00:00

Hits sabertooth salmon

The other sabertooth salmon: it’s treason then

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2022-09-08T17:08:23+00:00

Bruh why is this on the terrestrial category same with spino and sarco pls fix and pur sarco, spino and salmon into the aquatic category

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2022-01-23T23:40:25+00:00

How are these fish TERRESTRIAL THEY ARE FISH?!!?

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2019-03-01T00:20:14+00:00

Sword is most effective at killing them

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2022-08-22T14:53:45+00:00

Why is it tameable, it’s literally a fish. I know you can keep fish but what’s the reason to keep it in ark?

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2022-07-15T15:56:18+00:00

These are real, the lived a long time ago in the ice age

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2022-06-17T20:35:52+00:00

I remember when they attacked

Bro just go

Chungus inflation milky mother

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score -3 · Answer 16 · 2019-05-05T19:09:56+00:00

THESE ARE WORSE THAN PIRAHNAS LIKE THEY BLEED U

BRUH BRUH

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2023-09-02T18:09:02+00:00

Stop making fun of the salmon for being terrestrial. If tiktaalik can walk on land than so can a salmon?

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2021-10-14T21:55:24+00:00

Just today I tried to tame a otter so I thought that I should punch a salmon but then 5 to 6 of them charged atme my dodo died Tring to protect me

Like =rip dodo

score -9 · Answer 19 · 2018-10-08T13:11:34+00:00

Mikko will cut you. Dont mess with mikko

score -5 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-21T18:20:51+00:00

U just can tame saber tooth salmon in ark mobile and that makes me sad wildcard should make everything in pc ark and transfer the same to ark mobile including maps and items