Just today I tried to tame a otter so I thought that I should punch a salmon but then 5 to 6 of them charged atme my dodo died Tring to protect me

Like =rip dodo

I found the size of my mosa

I killed it I one hit

It was a nigga

Megatherium is cool

Noice

I saw his name under water literally thought it was a swimming sabertooth ?? .... it wasn't

These things will swarm you faster than A Pack of Pegastomax When you have ascendant items

I saw one so big I thought it was a ichy

in Soviet Russia, you don’t catch salmon…

salmon catch you.

*Touches sabertooth salmon*

Every fish ever- Oh no she didn’t!

When u see a 5.0 size salmon: uh... do I kill it and get enough prime to tame every Dino in existence or pen it off and make it my pet to show off to a non-existent audience?

Don’t pet it.

Or they all get jealous

Useful for making primitive sushi

*kills Sabertooth Salmon*

Saber tooth salmons in a 10km radius: Time to kill

Really next thing you know there’s going to be a saber tooth dodo

Me: oh a fish I love salmon

*Chop chop chop*

Every salmon ever:: Noooo my bruddah YOO shall perish

Look like a great easy source of prime fish meat DONT BE FOOLED! They will swarm you more than phiranahs and kill you twice as quickly.

I just found one it was massive I went and checked it’s size it was 3.2x and with 50 hp explain

Why does it not show the x one?

THESE ARE THE HELL DEMONS OF THE WATER IF U ATTACK THEM THEY WILL EAT YOUR ASS INSIDE OUT

Me: Ahh a beautiful day time to drink water *walks to lake* a salmon! Never seen this before Time to kill it Me: Never again...

Sabertooth salmon: *a fish*

Sabertooth tiger: *a cat*

Wait wh-

Sabertooth salmon: *a fish*

Sabertooth tiger: *a cat*

Wait wh-