What are some funny jokes or stories about the sabertooth salmon? Funny sabertooth salmon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Just today I tried to tame a otter so I thought that I should punch a salmon but then 5 to 6 of them charged atme my dodo died Tring to protect me
Like =rip dodo
I found the size of my mosa
I killed it I one hit
It was a nigga
Megatherium is cool
I saw his name under water literally thought it was a swimming sabertooth ?? .... it wasn't
These things will swarm you faster than A Pack of Pegastomax When you have ascendant items
I saw one so big I thought it was a ichy
in Soviet Russia, you don’t catch salmon…
salmon catch you.
*Touches sabertooth salmon*
Every fish ever- Oh no she didn’t!
When u see a 5.0 size salmon: uh... do I kill it and get enough prime to tame every Dino in existence or pen it off and make it my pet to show off to a non-existent audience?
Don’t pet it.
Or they all get jealous
Useful for making primitive sushi
*kills Sabertooth Salmon*
Saber tooth salmons in a 10km radius: Time to kill
Really next thing you know there’s going to be a saber tooth dodo
Me: oh a fish I love salmon
*Chop chop chop*
Every salmon ever:: Noooo my bruddah YOO shall perish
Look like a great easy source of prime fish meat DONT BE FOOLED! They will swarm you more than phiranahs and kill you twice as quickly.
I just found one it was massive I went and checked it’s size it was 3.2x and with 50 hp explain
Why does it not show the x one?
THESE ARE THE HELL DEMONS OF THE WATER IF U ATTACK THEM THEY WILL EAT YOUR ASS INSIDE OUT
Me: Ahh a beautiful day time to drink water *walks to lake* a salmon! Never seen this before Time to kill it Me: Never again...
Sabertooth salmon: *a fish*
Sabertooth tiger: *a cat*