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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the sabertooth salmon? Funny sabertooth salmon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I saw one so big I thought it was a ichy
Me: oh a fish I love salmon
*Chop chop chop*
Every salmon ever:: Noooo my bruddah YOO shall perish
*Chop chop chop*
Every salmon ever:: Noooo my bruddah YOO shall perish
Mmmm salmon,
Saber tooth salmon: You shall die for touching my brother
Me: Ahhhhh!
Saber tooth salmon: You shall die for touching my brother
Me: Ahhhhh!
Why does it not show the x one?
Donβt pet it.
Or they all get jealous
Or they all get jealous
When u see a 5.0 size salmon: uh... do I kill it and get enough prime to tame every Dino in existence or pen it off and make it my pet to show off to a non-existent audience?
Part of me wants to make a prison for my enemies with these guys. They'll be like " Oh thank God I'm starving! " *They punch they fishy* they all die immediately and I make a narc trap around each spawn point and just laugh till I die
I saw his name under water literally thought it was a swimming sabertooth ?? .... it wasn't
These things will swarm you faster than A Pack of Pegastomax When you have ascendant items
*kills Sabertooth Salmon*
Saber tooth salmons in a 10km radius: Time to kill
Saber tooth salmons in a 10km radius: Time to kill
Really next thing you know thereβs going to be a saber tooth dodo
Look like a great easy source of prime fish meat DONT BE FOOLED! They will swarm you more than phiranahs and kill you twice as quickly.
lmao why does it say this fish is terrestrial upvoote so its changed
Sabertooth salmon: *a fish*
Sabertooth tiger: *a cat*
Wait wh-
Sabertooth tiger: *a cat*
Wait wh-
THESE ARE THE HELL DEMONS OF THE WATER IF U ATTACK THEM THEY WILL EAT YOUR ASS INSIDE OUT
When I went for prime fish I hit one A swarm of these guys
Me: Ahh a beautiful day time to drink water *walks to lake* a salmon! Never seen this before Time to kill it Me: Never again...
Hit one once...
never again...
Never...
Ever...
never again...
Never...
Ever...
Every so often around my base youβll see a great amount of saber tooth salmon since I live in the foot paw region next to the ocean. And sometimes (Most of the time) youβll see a 3.2 size saber tooth salmon floating just above the water. The first time it happened I thought to myself, βItβs probably glitched because itβs pretty big and the terrain under the water here is pretty odd and not that deep.β I also thought to myself, βCan I tame that?β If I can, I still donβt know how or if I can. As Iβm writing this, a 3.2 saber tooth salmon is floating just above the water again. Send help? One like = one bigger pool of water for the big saber tooth salmon that live around my base.
It broke my leg body..then my spirit