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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the sabertooth salmon? Funny sabertooth salmon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-11-10T13:03:02+00:00

Me: kills

These guys: nom nom tasty revenge

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-10T13:02:17+00:00

This guy is a pain in the booty.

score 152 · Answer 3 · 2017-09-02T11:25:04+00:00

I saw his name under water literally thought it was a swimming sabertooth ?? .... it wasn't

score 125 · Answer 4 · 2018-01-26T17:38:01+00:00

These things will swarm you faster than A Pack of Pegastomax When you have ascendant items

score 91 · Answer 5 · 2018-01-14T14:03:10+00:00

Really next thing you know there’s going to be a saber tooth dodo

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2022-07-08T18:32:13+00:00

To anyone who has ever seen a real salmon on its way back to spawn. They honestly don't look much different from these. You can look it up if you don't believe me. Salmon get all hormonal on their way back to the rivers, and get all monster like. It's kinda disturbing how drastically they change

score 35 · Answer 7 · 2020-11-11T23:59:18+00:00

Don’t pet it.

Or they all get jealous

score 38 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-26T04:26:50+00:00

When u see a 5.0 size salmon: uh... do I kill it and get enough prime to tame every Dino in existence or pen it off and make it my pet to show off to a non-existent audience?

score 29 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-28T18:56:59+00:00

I saw one so big I thought it was a ichy

score 41 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-17T18:43:38+00:00

*kills Sabertooth Salmon*

Saber tooth salmons in a 10km radius: Time to kill

score 80 · Answer 11 · 2017-08-30T22:40:03+00:00

Look like a great easy source of prime fish meat DONT BE FOOLED! They will swarm you more than phiranahs and kill you twice as quickly.

score 24 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-16T14:40:08+00:00

*Touches sabertooth salmon*

Every fish ever- Oh no she didn’t!

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2022-05-24T22:18:25+00:00

Ok so I had a female raptor and I killed one of these and …. I had never seen one before so I didn’t know what they did it bit me and it said my raptor was losing blood then I saw that the blood was coming from my raptors butt and I was laughing so hard.

score 24 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-14T20:19:33+00:00

Me: oh a fish I love salmon

*Chop chop chop*

Every salmon ever:: Noooo my bruddah YOO shall perish

score 11 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-25T00:47:22+00:00

These can get huge almost the size of a allosaurus 😀

score 11 · Answer 16 · 2021-08-25T22:47:03+00:00

in Soviet Russia, you don’t catch salmon…

salmon catch you.

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-17T05:28:00+00:00

Salmon is great!

……But these are not

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-02T21:06:24+00:00

I see these guys as extremely useful because they were much helps when I trapped a bunch killed the then used there body to give to otters and create an army witch in my opinion is the best thing in the game now I have 50 otters…

And I’m coming for you 😈

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-08-22T14:53:45+00:00

Why is it tameable, it’s literally a fish. I know you can keep fish but what’s the reason to keep it in ark?

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2022-05-28T09:27:25+00:00

Don't try fight will kill u

PS.Kay

Be safe