Me: oh a fish I love salmon
*Chop chop chop*
Every salmon ever:: Noooo my bruddah YOO shall perish
I just found one it was massive I went and checked it’s size it was 3.2x and with 50 hp explain
Useful for making primitive sushi
I saw his name under water literally thought it was a swimming sabertooth ?? .... it wasn't
These things will swarm you faster than A Pack of Pegastomax When you have ascendant items
I saw one so big I thought it was a ichy
*Touches sabertooth salmon*
Every fish ever- Oh no she didn’t!
When u see a 5.0 size salmon: uh... do I kill it and get enough prime to tame every Dino in existence or pen it off and make it my pet to show off to a non-existent audience?
*kills Sabertooth Salmon*
Saber tooth salmons in a 10km radius: Time to kill