I saw one so big I thought it was a ichy

Me: oh a fish I love salmon
*Chop chop chop*
Every salmon ever:: Noooo my bruddah YOO shall perish

Mmmm salmon,
Saber tooth salmon: You shall die for touching my brother
Me: Ahhhhh!

Don’t pet it.
Or they all get jealous

Why does it not show the x one?

When u see a 5.0 size salmon: uh... do I kill it and get enough prime to tame every Dino in existence or pen it off and make it my pet to show off to a non-existent audience?

I saw his name under water literally thought it was a swimming sabertooth ?? .... it wasn't

These things will swarm you faster than A Pack of Pegastomax When you have ascendant items

*kills Sabertooth Salmon*
Saber tooth salmons in a 10km radius: Time to kill

Part of me wants to make a prison for my enemies with these guys. They'll be like " Oh thank God I'm starving! " *They punch they fishy* they all die immediately and I make a narc trap around each spawn point and just laugh till I die