Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the sabertooth? Funny sabertooth jokes submitted by ARK players.
Oh my mother friggin god. A CAT! A MEOWIN CAT!GIMMIE GIMMIE! MUST TAMMMME WITH TEH MEOW MIXXXXX! JIM! GRAB MAH CHEESE!LETS GO TAME DIS BEAUTIFUL BEAST!!
Hold on to your chicken fren theres more.
(After tame)
Awight I've tamed u now to...cheesy boop? Where is you gone? *lè big roars in distance* uh oh...cheeeeesyyyy boooooopppsssss where is uuuu? *lè big stomps* FINE!
UPDOOOOT
A weird story of how I lost and tamed a saber tooth in ark. So it started two days ago a found a 104 saber tooth and I was like ooh cool I want to tame that so I grabbed it with my Argie red wing (he has 6k hp) so I picked it up and flew home as you know argents aren’t that fast so he had only 1500 hp left so I dropped it so I could regain health but when I got back IT WAS GONE!!! I was really annoyed since red wing almost died but I did find another one and I almost killed it I was Honestly so scared.