Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2025-06-09T14:15:34+00:00

I usually just knock it out by pillaring up and shooting it, but I wanted to try a new way and use a trap, but then I realized a Rex can just walk through😃

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2025-06-11T10:28:26+00:00

I dont have a bunch of elaborate taming methods i pump it full of tranq darts and shove some meat down its gob for higher level rexs i use them get there levels high then breed prompting higher level babys rinse and repeat for best stats

score -5 · Answer 3 · 2022-07-28T01:35:25+00:00

Real men use a almost broken bow and a bat to knock it out

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2025-06-22T19:52:14+00:00

Arks perfect logic. You shoot something with drugged projectiles than shove meat down its gullet while it’s sleeping. It wakes up and will die for you. Make it make sense.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2025-07-14T12:35:59+00:00

Rexes are magical if you reload the game and it's knocked it will go trough the ground.... now it's stuck as a max lvl

score -8 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-22T13:46:04+00:00

My Rex has 100000000 health and about 500000 melee damage, it one taped a level 150 giga.

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2024-09-03T12:17:59+00:00

Make a trap for it

Ready you tranqualisers

Shoot 20 to 25 shots

Give him kibble or meat

Congratulations on your new rexx

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2024-09-29T20:26:12+00:00

It will eat… NOT ME, NOT HERMIONE, YOUU!!

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2024-02-10T04:01:55+00:00

Subscribe to TheGamingRexy

The one with the blue logo

score -9 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-10T20:59:16+00:00

V.ote this comment down!!!! How low can we get?

score -5 · Answer 11 · 2023-05-15T00:53:40+00:00

(POV rex and giga talk)

(Rex) oh look a bigger version of me

(Giga) what do you want noob

(Rex) who you callin noob I eat noobs for dinner

(Giga) just shut up and leave peasant

(Rex) I AINT NO PEASANT SHUT TF UP AT LEAST I CAN ROAR

(Rex) STOOPID A$$ OVERGROWN REX

(Rex) *walks away*

(Giga) dam that Rex roasted me😢

score -6 · Answer 12 · 2022-08-10T05:13:37+00:00

Do dinos have butts 😂butt butt buttity butt butt butt butt butt butt booty butt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂(don’t blame me I am 8yrs old)

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2024-07-16T20:55:27+00:00

Yes I’m a Rex w/ and R on my chest…

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2025-04-09T12:11:40+00:00

Dis one tryna bend down and go spam

score -5 · Answer 15 · 2024-02-19T15:13:32+00:00

Play payday 2

-payday 2 Twitter account

score -9 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-10T15:36:51+00:00

Real men knock it out with fists.

score -7 · Answer 17 · 2024-02-21T14:37:43+00:00

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score -6 · Answer 18 · 2024-07-29T17:31:30+00:00

Down this tip for craps and giggles

score -8 · Answer 19 · 2024-02-23T21:58:39+00:00

Play payday 2 Play payday 2 Play payday 2 Play payday 2 Play payday 2 Play payday 2 Play payday 2 Play payday 2 Play payday 2 Play payday 2 Don't downvoate please I'm just sharing my 2nd favorite games

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2025-07-14T20:37:32+00:00

After it roars every dino poops like crazy