Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ha Ha Ha all of you guys ran we’ll when I saw one I ran up to the stupid Rex with nothing but a few spears I chucked one at his head and he went MAD!
Then he tried to bite me but got stuck between 2 big rocks and so I pulled out my crossbow got some tranq arrows and well that was the day I tamed a Rex and killed about 256 dillos Ha
I got a giga but it was lvl 390. You may think this is nothing to do with a Rex yes it is. Me and my friend went hunting for Rex's my friend said there's one he went over and was tranquing it while on a argi but then thought it was knocked down I sw at the top of my screen tribemate Jeff died by a giga. I thought oh crap then giga died by a alpha Rex. I was laughing my head off.
I heard the bellows of terror behind me,shortly following this I heard a loud thud,I turned and saw that my stegosaurus had fallen,but as my loyal friend fell I saw what I had dreaded most.
A tyrannosaurus rex.
Lifting its blood covered snout,it stared right at me.
My heart raced as I took out a cryopod,throwing it,releasing a spinosaurus,tears rushing down my cheeks.
The titans faced off,my spinosaurus letting out its horrifying screechest as the rex charged forward,the titans started their fighthe, but I quickly realised my spinosaurus was losing the battle,as the two were blending heavily,this attracted unwanted attention.
A pack of Dilophosaurus tore into my back,but,I quickly pulled out a grenade,pulling the pin and running,looking behind me to see blood flying into the air along with limbs.
I was quickly reminded of the chaos behind me,as I heard another loud thud.
My spino was nearly dead...No,I couldn't let this thing die,I pulled out my bow and shot the rex,it fell,dead