Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-07T17:33:37+00:00

So I was just walking near my unfinished house for wood when I saw a pack of allosaurus’s so I killed them all with the high ground and there was an alpha and my bow broke 2 but then I finally killed them but when I came to collect the stuff a rex just spawned in my face so I ran for the high ground and I killed him with my mastercraft bow but all the allosaurus bodies and stuff had decomposed so I was very

angry

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-07T02:28:49+00:00

There was one a rex named Ski Mask.

It lived in a TEK dungeon named Weeee

Two people went into the cave

The first one said, Oh Crap

The second one said Uh Oh

The first one said, bola your friend like hell and run like THE ONE

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-02-04T00:26:10+00:00

The Movies LIE this is ark survival 😂

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-02-02T08:24:57+00:00

It’s really hard to die to one of these because they launch you away from them so there strong when tamed keep your distance from it and don’t die

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-01-28T19:00:09+00:00

Have great time in mandland with you ❤ 💕 I hope 🙏 50th will make you feel

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-01-27T12:07:35+00:00

I have for Tyrannosaurus and they all all are are level 40 plusᥬ😂᭄ ᥬ😂᭄ ᥬ😂᭄ 𓆩🤣𓆪 𓆩🤣𓆪 𓆩😂𓆪

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2022-01-23T18:52:51+00:00

I feel like they are too easy to tame.😂 especially the level ones.

They are so dumb!!!!😂 all you have to do is stay far away and use tranq darts!😂

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-01-21T02:47:18+00:00

My friend screamed and said Rex Rex I look over and hear boom boom boom I tern to my left and a giant level 2@ tree came out of the forest and killed my friend

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2022-01-07T17:51:29+00:00

Did they get contacts?

More words: my arse dododex

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-12-03T01:12:48+00:00

I was walking and found one when I first started playing and I said ohh hell no

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2018-07-04T03:50:29+00:00

Evil just evil never look back at any Dino the same again

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2018-07-01T12:58:08+00:00

At lava island we went to get charcoal we saw a Rex he said stand still he go ate first along with my otter

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2018-06-23T13:03:36+00:00

I was mating 1 super baby Rex and as it popped it got stuck in the ac. R.I.P

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2018-06-11T04:19:21+00:00

Found an albino female and named her . . . Trudy.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2018-05-06T13:50:42+00:00

We clocked the T-Rex at 32 miles an hour....

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-11-21T02:40:07+00:00

Me sees Rex

Me: cool I think I’ll tame you

Rex: what did you say tiny human

Me: I said I’ll tame you

Rex: no… “ chomps me”

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-11-19T02:01:45+00:00

Real men knock it out with there fists

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-11-13T15:33:48+00:00

If you see a Rex walk up to it and hug it. if it hates you for some werid reason… well actually you can’t do anything at that point soooo

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-11-11T04:20:12+00:00

Liars, Rex can't even T pose.

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2021-11-01T01:01:29+00:00

Only real men knock it out with a club or a mantis with a club