What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
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( in this I am Rex talking to player )
IN THIS FOREST I AM GOD!
YOU MUST DIE
oof....
I was playing with a friend and we saw a Rex (he had never seen one before) I said, "If you don’t move it can’t see you!". That was a fun day.
*Real men tame it with a bow and tranqs by shooting and running
I found a level 108 tek Rex and Dododex said it would take 16 prime it’s only took 5 and I put it on the exact setting I had DODODEX YOU LIED TO ME🤣🤣
Real giga chads knock them out with their presence
Shoot some drugs oooooooooooooo
Get on a cliff. It’ll fall to your knees when knocked out… but the other carnivores have a war in the meantime
Real men don't knock it out with a slingshot, but with a club... Slingshot is for fearful deers!!
To tame these just punch him and show him who’s boss.
Somehow my friend thought it was a dodo and punched him. He got eaten almost instantly.
He protect
He attack
He eats your dodos
Twinkle twinkle little star i just got killed my a rex
Rex: Yall always act like your better than me!
Giga, spino, my level 194,235,617,765 dodo:
😶
From family guy
Made by Jill
Real men knock it out with boomerangs and take it with berries
I tamed a lvl 63 by running around and circles and shooting it with tranq arrows, it took a lot of arrows but I got it. #PeaSizedBrain lol
Real men trash talk about it to tame it
Looking for fun on a pvp server? Just kidnap another player, take his stuff, build a big arena, handcuff him, throw him in there, and let a T-Rex do the rest!
Last time I saw a Rex I killed it using my lvl.49 Raptor lol next thing you know I gear up go to the Swamp see walk at it shoot again and again
10x taming boost 1 cooked meat my hunt is Ogre
He has a big head and little arms unless he has a boler hat just get in an inlet in a rock