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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2024-01-09T13:52:21+00:00

Bro was originally in Jurassic park but then made in into ARK.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2024-01-07T03:42:31+00:00

Rell men kill each rex with a spear

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2023-12-22T22:38:08+00:00

I had a lv. 24 rex thought I was unstoppable but then :Giga😁 no more rex f***er

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2023-12-11T02:25:31+00:00

Bro get a yuty and 8 of these bad boys and KILL ANYTHING IN SIGHT

A good TiP NeeDs MoRE WoRDs

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-08-30T10:11:24+00:00

Real men can tame rex at leve 25 what’s that u only tamed it at 55 or 30 dosent sound like man to me

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-28T11:59:54+00:00

1 knock out a Rex. 2 tame the Rex. 3 name your Rex Sweetie. 4 laugh as your enemies get killed by Sweetie

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-18T14:42:41+00:00

I am rex

I DO FLEX

AND I WRECK

I AM FAT

U AM BIG

AND I AM A BOOS MVP

I AM REX I AM SLOW

AND I SAY

I WRECK CARNOS

I HATE ALLOS

I WRRCK DODOS

I HATE DILLOS

I WRECK MOKE BOSS

I HATE DRAGON BOSS

You died to a lvl 180 rex

Rex song hope you enjoy

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-08T17:42:07+00:00

Once you see one don’t be scared but be worried

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-29T02:17:54+00:00

Me: rex can't me

Rex's:oh alpha

Me: hears a big step

Also me: I messed up!

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-23T17:25:08+00:00

It’s all fun and games until I saw one in south

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-05-25T08:17:49+00:00

Rex:I am the KING of ARK

Giga is online

Giga:waht?

Game:Rex lvl300 was killed from a giga lvl 1

Rex has leave the server

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2021-05-13T16:27:13+00:00

WHY do baby rexes stomp like the parents it's so wired

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2018-08-28T00:41:24+00:00

If you roar at an animal, it makes them poop.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-11-26T15:58:01+00:00

I forgor that you can’t craft soothing balm, sorry folks!

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-11-20T18:33:03+00:00

Real idiots knock it out with a sling shot

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-10-27T21:13:50+00:00

I was near where swamp starts by red obelisk. I was walking by some rocks, only worrying about sarcos, titanaboas, and the occasional kapro. Thats was until I heard the ground shake, which prompted me to look behind me. And I saw a massive rex staring at me menacingly. I didn’t even know they spawned there! That was not a fun day. I never did get my stuff back.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-04-07T17:53:11+00:00

If you see a musclar rex

With a height of 25 meters

And fast

That not a Tyrannosaurus rex

It’s a tyrannosaurus-FLEX

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-04-05T00:27:32+00:00

A helpful tip should include more words

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-03-29T05:55:05+00:00

For players who are new.

tip: Rex is a passive tame, tame Rex with pets and cuddles it eats narcoberries and mejoberries and enjoy ;)

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-29T03:23:04+00:00

It's a passive tame bring at least 300 lbs of stone harvested from a Rock Monster (Rock Titan)