Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was near where swamp starts by red obelisk. I was walking by some rocks, only worrying about sarcos, titanaboas, and the occasional kapro. Thats was until I heard the ground shake, which prompted me to look behind me. And I saw a massive rex staring at me menacingly. I didn’t even know they spawned there! That was not a fun day. I never did get my stuff back.
Chat
Trex joins the chat:"I am the strongest!"
Alpha Rex joins the chat
Trex left the chat
Giga joins the chat :noobs
Ice titan joins the chat get demolished
Giga says your week ice titan
Ice titan hit him but giga just ate him
Oh for Christ sa-
Gigas ex joins the chat:"I am the strongest! "
Frog eats bugs
Cat eats frogs
Dog chase cats
And dinners gong.
But the one thing we must know,
The secret of the king..
WHAT DOES THE REX CHASE
maybe frogs?
Maybe frogs?
Maybe frogs?
WHAT THE REX SAY
Giant roar,
So scary,
So giant,
Bigger than bary.
But the one thing we must know,
WHAT THE REX CHASE
maybe Ovis?
Maybe Ovis?
Maybe Ovis?
WHAT THE REX CHASE(CHASE CHASE CHASE CHASE CHASE)