
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was going to a mountain of snow to get a wolf and then I see 10 rexes and my mind just exploded but I was on a creature that could fly so I was save and I was a really high cliff with these rexes and the i pushed the Rexes off the cliff then I stood at the edge of the cliff with my crossbow shooting tranq arrows at the ten of them and the a giga comes and pushes me off the cliff and I put my animal on passive so that when I shout the arrows he wouldn’t attack it and now am just too lazy too play ark
Xbox people who play ark with Cloud Gaming will get this
Me: not having ultimate but reading about the latest ARK news
*get ultimate*
Me: “WHIOOOOO TIME TO PLAY SOME AR-“
(We are currently having issues with long wait lines)
Me: okay? It’s only a-
(The wait time is around 15 minutes)
Me; fvck this imma be playin trailmakers then…