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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Xbox people who play ark with Cloud Gaming will get this
Me: not having ultimate but reading about the latest ARK news
*get ultimate*
Me: “WHIOOOOO TIME TO PLAY SOME AR-“
(We are currently having issues with long wait lines)
Me: okay? It’s only a-
(The wait time is around 15 minutes)
Me; fvck this imma be playin trailmakers then…
T. rex ( Tyrant lizard king) Is the most popular Dino there is. It had the strongest bite of any land creature in history. But its beginnings were small, three fingered hunters that lived in the Jurassic. No wonder it’s a star in Jurassic world. One of the small hunters is by far one of my favorites. Guanlong (crowned dragon). It lived in China and had a crest on its head. Possibly for display. Like the more famous tyrannosaurs, the smaller ones still had powerful bites. Velociraptor lived in the Gobi desert with A Tyrannosaur. Alaska has a large collection of Tyrannosaurus. It had Albertosaus(Albertas lizard), Gorgosaurus(fierce lizard) and Nanuqesaurus (polar bear lizard). All Tyrannosaurs lived in the northern hemisphere. Abelisaurs lived it the southern. This is the end of this report but there is always more…
DINO NERD ME
So I was going to a mountain of snow to get a wolf and then I see 10 rexes and my mind just exploded but I was on a creature that could fly so I was save and I was a really high cliff with these rexes and the i pushed the Rexes off the cliff then I stood at the edge of the cliff with my crossbow shooting tranq arrows at the ten of them and the a giga comes and pushes me off the cliff and I put my animal on passive so that when I shout the arrows he wouldn’t attack it and now am just too lazy too play ark