I don’t think I’ve every used a trap for a creature in the tie I’ve played ark, the first time a tamed a Rex a just got on a rock and shot it. It climbed up the rock but lucky it was a level 1 so I got it without dying. My levels are always trash

I found a 150 level rex chillin in the middle of the volcanoe.

Me: let's go after it, forgot I didn't have parachutes. Falls to my death and my body gets burnt alive by the valcanoe.

Rex: Forgot his parachutes HA casual. Oh no! His giga is coming.

Giga: Num num, casual rex death. Haha retard.

I got my Rex on accident I was going for a fishing mission on my pterodactyl then I pressed dismount then died came back killed by sarco lost 1 raptor came back lost to a sargo then last time got bullied by 3 Rex's lost all armor sword broke luckily pulumoscorpius came and gave 1 Rex torpor damage a frightened the rest now I have biggu rexy Boi

Me: Sees a Rex that I want to tame ( I play easy mode by the way.)

Me:Nice I have tranq darts, a good rifle, and a good saddle. I have I trap ready and this is my first time going to have a strong, useful, re-

Rex: SNAP BACK TO REALITY( Level 4 )

Me: FUUUUUUU#K!

I can kill a lvl 50 alpha rex with tvt 47 rex

I’m a ma- REEEEEEEE *bolas friend*

Roses are red dimo eyes are redder I wanted a raptor but this is 10 times better.

It’s funny because the feet have a cap between them

It only takes 2 people and 1 tranq arrow, shoot the other person with the tranq before they shoot you, RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT (because it dam well does).

dont move they only see movement... oh wait whys it coming towards me... OH GOD WAIT RU-

"What do you call a blind dinosaur.

"A do-you-think-he-saurus"

"What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog"

"A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex"

Love Tim Murphy

When I was playing ark I was on the beach looking for plants their was this mountain and I heard this massive road I joked it was a T-rex and there it was a big massive white t-rex (I ran for my dam life thank god I put alot of lvls into speed)

Me thinking you have to bola this and then smack it with a club

When is was a noob on ark, i thought a bola could immobilize anything. So we can all guess what happened when one of these guys started chasing me.

It’s hard to knock out with a slingshot

un gotta be kidding me i tried to do a pursuit called keep your distance (i had too get a rex egg) and i killed 3 males in the process (still havent found a female)

Noone said trexs cant swim!!!!

Yass im just getting sume pelt i see a rex 4 mammoths and the rex survives: me imma outa here

Real tough guys knock it out with their fists and feed it mejoberries

Ark: yeah Rex should be on all these islands

Also ark: NO DONT PUT THEM ON ABBERATION THEY ONLY GET MEGALOSAURS