Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2021-11-17T11:48:33+00:00

Me: Sees a Rex that I want to tame ( I play easy mode by the way.)

Me:Nice I have tranq darts, a good rifle, and a good saddle. I have I trap ready and this is my first time going to have a strong, useful, re-

Rex: SNAP BACK TO REALITY( Level 4 )

Me: FUUUUUUU#K!

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2020-08-03T14:29:43+00:00

I can kill a lvl 50 alpha rex with tvt 47 rex

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2019-07-26T22:31:01+00:00

Rex: Hello Mr.Dodo.

Dodo: Hello Mr.Rex.

Rex: You looks like food... Cooked Dodo...

Dodo: O NOOOO! YOU'RE FROM MY NIGHTMARE!!!

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2018-04-05T14:54:14+00:00

He has a big head but small arms how dose he not fall over?

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2024-01-19T14:56:43+00:00

A Rex swallowed downwards lol lol so he would be skinny

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-11-14T02:36:43+00:00

"What do you call a blind dinosaur.

"A do-you-think-he-saurus"

"What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog"

"A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex"

Love Tim Murphy

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-27T15:36:24+00:00

When I was playing ark I was on the beach looking for plants their was this mountain and I heard this massive road I joked it was a T-rex and there it was a big massive white t-rex (I ran for my dam life thank god I put alot of lvls into speed)

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-18T23:08:16+00:00

Me thinking you have to bola this and then smack it with a club

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2021-08-16T01:43:33+00:00

When is was a noob on ark, i thought a bola could immobilize anything. So we can all guess what happened when one of these guys started chasing me.

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2020-06-07T15:56:34+00:00

It’s hard to knock out with a slingshot

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-08T13:23:35+00:00

un gotta be kidding me i tried to do a pursuit called keep your distance (i had too get a rex egg) and i killed 3 males in the process (still havent found a female)

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-05T02:53:17+00:00

Noone said trexs cant swim!!!!

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2019-04-24T00:30:01+00:00

I’m a ma- REEEEEEEE *bolas friend*

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2025-03-11T23:48:40+00:00

I should not have chosen the Rex as my first Dino to try mutate because I do not have the patience on Increased times to wait 30 minutes for one batch of 8 eggs to hatch then another 45 mins to an hour for it to grow. For two days of grinding and mutating I have a 0/2 dmg mutation

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2022-08-28T13:04:47+00:00

You can even tame it lvl 35-40 if you have cross bow and tranquilizer dart bro just clime up on a high mountain or rock go noobs tame it

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2022-08-27T13:47:45+00:00

Evreone is talking about real men with a slingshot or trankdarts on a cliff what about ME that’s right real men like me knock it with a club MUAHAHAHAH

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2022-08-23T17:35:29+00:00

I had a Rex named blood roar and I had the god console so I mounted him and pressed fly so umm I moved up and a flying Rex

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2022-08-22T15:57:37+00:00

See an alpha raptor

Run.

See an alpha carno

Run.

See an alpha mosa

Kill it.

See an alpha rex

Kill it like your life depends on it because you wont find alpha rexes the second you get the trophy room pursuit

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-08-16T11:14:09+00:00

Me and my friends are taming a Rex first time our games crash secend time we died 3 time I got a black out

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2021-06-29T22:16:32+00:00

I was playing split screen with my brother and he went to go do something so I was on my own. Then a Rex came along and tried to destroy our entire base. Thank god we were playing genesis and had 4 magmasaurs, a blood stalker, 6 raptors, 2 parasaurs, a baryonyx, and 3 sabretooths. We see it, we tame it.