Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-11-08T16:32:46+00:00

I just got a baby Rex and it eats a lot of food. It took all my food XD

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2023-01-07T09:55:31+00:00

Rex in other ark, the past and story :

-very strong

-deadly

-realistic

-mostly used

Rex in ark mobile :

-weak

-dumb

-useless in single player

-mostly tamed only for the egg

-a waste of taming slots

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2022-12-31T04:45:23+00:00

These guys LOVE 🥰hugs🥰 if you’re trying to tame it

You🥰have to🥰Pet It😍

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-30T05:10:45+00:00

This is unrelated but who watches either graystillplays or let’s game it out up if so

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2022-03-11T12:17:53+00:00

I’m level 82 AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN A ALPHA REX I HAVE THE TROPHY ROOM PURSUIT UNLOCKED

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-20T11:27:07+00:00

My friends last words when we were playing was simply, “isn’t that a herbivore”

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-21T01:11:23+00:00

Q.What do you call a dinosaur that’s a looser?

A.A ‘soaur’looser.

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-11T02:49:56+00:00

I was taming a lv 85 rex shot 60 tranqs and it decides to run away heads towards writhing swamps and disappears into the trees never saw him again this happened to me 3 times this week why do rexes love swamps

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2019-09-28T19:08:00+00:00

Once opon a time I killed a therizino the “dangerous area” message didn’t go away then I saw a tail then I pulled out my pike and murdered that Rex

Me:HALEJUHAH!!!!!

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2023-11-06T20:16:22+00:00

This is how game works if you move you die so dont move if rex chasing you he will smell and leave you

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2022-12-29T10:32:04+00:00

shuv tranqs up its bum and u get a rec

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-11-26T02:21:15+00:00

I remember my 1st world. i was playing on the island and I was DESPERATE FOR DODOS. I ran far from my base from bob and joe.

(my other 2 dodos) and was returning with Jim (new dodo) and a just heard a roar… I’m assuming you know what happened next. I deleted that world right after

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-11-25T02:57:36+00:00

Ppl act scared of this thing.. how adopt this STOP RUNING AND START SHOOTING??!?!?

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2022-02-14T23:09:06+00:00

If a rex likes meat more than fish,

Explain why when I killed a fish while riding a rex, he wanted the fish meat more than the raw meat/ prime meat.

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score 5 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-23T19:42:28+00:00

Rex’s are cool

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2021-02-23T05:36:18+00:00

Rex’s are cool - QuillFire9

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2020-04-27T16:15:34+00:00

The rex: Ima eat ur ass

Me:*whistles attack my target

five high level dimorphs: ur screwed

Rex:

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2020-04-15T18:48:38+00:00

Perhaps not moving and getting eaten was the best way.

score 8 · Answer 19 · 2018-08-23T04:00:43+00:00

Great early game tame see a fair lvl Rex fighting an anky decide this is my chance let him finish the anky and shoot him with a couple Tranq Arrows say that’ll be enough and all the while you are still lvl 3 and only have 110 hp and as he charges you realize you’ve really fucked up as he one taps you and proseeds to glitch on a rock and tbag you

score 8 · Answer 20 · 2018-08-01T23:00:35+00:00

Step1: call chuck Norris

Step2 SiT ANd rELaXxX🍾🍾