Real men knock it out with a slingshot

Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.

Step 2- Don't be a pansy

Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man

If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes can’t see you if you don’t move. I saw it in a movie once.

Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......

If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run

George Pig:dinesaw grrrr

Peppa Pig:No George that's a bad dinosaur

George: hehe hehe (playing with t-rex)

Peppa: (gasps)

P.O.V. Peppa sees George's body getting eaten by rex

Mum and Dad Pig: OMG thank u rex now we can go to Chicago!

Rex: ooh prime meat Nom nom nom

Rex: I’m the king of ark!

Giga is now online

Rex is now offline

Yourexhasleftyoubecauseyoudothistohumans. “Almost every player was killed by Rex”

I’m coyote Peterson and I’m about to enter the BITE zone of the Rex… now a little something about this dinosaur is it has 50 to 60 cone shaped like teeth and oh boy. If you get bitten by this dinosaur… you will most likely die…. I’ve got dinosaur bite regen… if the bite isn’t severe then you can stay alive with this product… without this the bite will get worse and worse. Might get infected. You don’t want that to happen so… I’m going to do it in 3… 1. 2 . 3 . AHHHhHhHh ARGH hMMMMMM THAT IS SO BAD AHHHHH “cut”

There once was a rex called Paul,

Who stood about 15 feet tall,

Use tranq arrows or darts,

Straight to his heart or

You'll struggle to tame him at all.