Rex: I have the smallest arms

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Real men knock it out with a slingshot

Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.

Step 2- Don't be a pansy

Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man

If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes can’t see you if you don’t move. I saw it in a movie once.

Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......

Don't move they said, you'll be fine they said

If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run

There once was a rex called Paul,

Who stood about 15 feet tall,

Use tranq arrows or darts,

Straight to his heart or

You'll struggle to tame him at all.

If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?

Rex: I’m the king of ark!

Giga is now online

Rex is now offline