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When a Rex is running at a beach bob.

Bob: Oh, you’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right at me?

Rex: Of course, I can’t eat you and your little pathetic friends if I don’t come closer.

Bob: Oh hoho, then come as close as you like. DILOS GET EM!

Yep, the Rex killed all them all in one bite. And the bob died, of course.

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