What are some funny jokes or stories about the revenant? Funny revenant jokes submitted by ARK players.
Remember when ark was a dinosaur game?
It lookes like something from Charlie and the chocolate factory
This guy looks like he got chewed and now he has infections 💀🥀✌🏻
So the parasites from Halo have started to invade Ark I expect master chief will arrive shortly
Huh. Rockwell has a son
Uhhhhhh
kinda looks a fat explosive zombie creature covered in chewed bubblegum with tentacles
Story of the revenant
Survivor 1 - so what’s that purple stuff
Survivor 2 - wanna eat it
Random dodo - don’t do it man
Revenant one - blah bleh grooooan kjdnhibhubiudvvdiuhbdouygduyihdbui
And so it begins
How is a mass of THAT canon
A helpful tip should include more words
It looks like a fat zombie fell in a cotton candy maker and it hardened and the zombie ate a bomb and then turned evil
Since when was the walking dead in ark survival evolved, not really a complaint just a question
bro im tryna eat here 🤢🤮🤢🤮
Does this thing got skin cancer?!
Bro built like a 20 foot santa with boils
It's a guy made out of nerds.🤣🤣🤣
Explain to me how a hooman can pick this up…
Report the pick up mechanics you will see what I mean.(ps it pissed me off)
I looked in the picking up section and this dude can be picked up by a human but not tusoteuthis. WildCard what are we doing?
-DinoLover360
He be saying we bring the BOOM!
Is it just me or I am the only one who read this guys name as pregnant 💀
It looks like my sister,lilly