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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the revenant? Funny revenant jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2026-05-23T17:43:34+00:00

Remember when ark was a dinosaur game?

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2026-05-02T17:03:12+00:00

kinda looks a fat explosive zombie creature covered in chewed bubblegum with tentacles

score 7 · Answer 3 · 2026-03-07T11:47:46+00:00

So the parasites from Halo have started to invade Ark I expect master chief will arrive shortly

score 8 · Answer 4 · 2026-02-22T19:06:34+00:00

Huh. Rockwell has a son

Uhhhhhh

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2026-05-15T17:14:21+00:00

Explain to me how a hooman can pick this up…

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2026-01-22T02:09:41+00:00

Story of the revenant

Survivor 1 - so what’s that purple stuff

Survivor 2 - wanna eat it

Random dodo - don’t do it man

Revenant one - blah bleh grooooan kjdnhibhubiudvvdiuhbdouygduyihdbui

And so it begins

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2026-03-27T21:08:10+00:00

It looks like a fat zombie fell in a cotton candy maker and it hardened and the zombie ate a bomb and then turned evil

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2026-01-22T02:05:01+00:00

Since when was the walking dead in ark survival evolved, not really a complaint just a question

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2026-03-22T16:24:37+00:00

bro im tryna eat here 🤢🤮🤢🤮

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2026-02-24T21:31:16+00:00

Does this thing got skin cancer?!

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2026-04-26T00:11:19+00:00

Report the pick up mechanics you will see what I mean.(ps it pissed me off)

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2026-04-21T00:42:01+00:00

I looked in the picking up section and this dude can be picked up by a human but not tusoteuthis. WildCard what are we doing?

-DinoLover360

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2026-04-17T18:04:27+00:00

"Oh no we got a boomer here" ah dude.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2026-04-09T22:03:46+00:00

He be saying we bring the BOOM!

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2026-02-08T21:01:43+00:00

Bro built like a 20 foot santa with boils

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2026-02-08T19:20:54+00:00

It's a guy made out of nerds.🤣🤣🤣

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2026-04-01T22:17:45+00:00

Is it just me or I am the only one who read this guys name as pregnant 💀

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2026-01-23T06:00:54+00:00

These things are DISGUSTINGLY GROSS GOD

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2026-01-21T20:03:35+00:00

Me seeing this thing:

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THAT!

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2026-01-21T02:47:14+00:00

First tip!!!!! Let’s go

A helpful tip has to have a few more words