Remember when ark was a dinosaur game?

So the parasites from Halo have started to invade Ark I expect master chief will arrive shortly

Huh. Rockwell has a son

Uhhhhhh

Explain to me how a hooman can pick this up…

Story of the revenant

Survivor 1 - so what’s that purple stuff

Survivor 2 - wanna eat it

Random dodo - don’t do it man

Revenant one - blah bleh grooooan kjdnhibhubiudvvdiuhbdouygduyihdbui

And so it begins

It looks like a fat zombie fell in a cotton candy maker and it hardened and the zombie ate a bomb and then turned evil

Since when was the walking dead in ark survival evolved, not really a complaint just a question

bro im tryna eat here 🤢🤮🤢🤮

Does this thing got skin cancer?!