What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tip, don't kill fish with a guy on its back. It will crash hard.
Does it make you fat??? I’ve never even seen one, does it???
I just shat my pants with this bastard, he came out of nowhere
I’m so glad y’all got the money I love y’all so I love y’all and love love and hug and love
what a hot minute this thing strait from hell is an insta tame with HONEY
He is herobrine he has glowing eyes.
Pragnent woman: ugh it's sucks to be pragnent also the pain when you give birth
Ark players who have reaper in them:I feel something is eating me alive
Why do the females impregnate you?
Fairly easy tame. Took about 10 tranq arrows before it went night night and I just put 3 simple kibble in it and bam, I got a reaper queen.
Hey wild card. If they say only females get impregnate. Do boys pay the girls child support? Lol
Wtf you get raped by a rapists
It is so hot in this hot@$$ place man IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER
Where does the go when it butt rapes you?
Me:trying to get impregnated
Lvl150 reaper queen:imma despawn
Me who was there for at least 50 mins:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÔOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is the baby reaper king look like a chest busrter??
How the Heck do you go to another map in mobile
Get a color mutation for orange and name it cheeto
Oh hi raperking u asshole son of a
The big and huge giant can't destroy thatch lol
Yes it's a raptor which it's kind of based off the name of a Terraria boss and my Xbox account name -by your only destroyer which likes to make stories-
-if this reaches 10 likes I might make a story about a different au of destroyer-