i dont have to pay child support anymore :)

me and my friend were trying to tame a dino when a whole spino spawned next our base our hearts disappeared into the shadow realm when we saw it so we made a run for our base then ark has the odacitty to spawn to pegos…

me and my friend were enjoying life we tamed a dolphin and it got stuck so we kept it there for a day but it got kiled by a piranha so we grabbed the gun and started killing people on the streets until elmo pulled up…

you have been warned there is no were to run your cheecks will be mine i will take your balls

one day i was going to tame a bob when i saw a level 1 bob which is such a good level so i got my rifles and shot it with them when the trap woke up i ate it so i could tame the trike then i made trike stew to tame up…

i was riding my carno one day and i saw a level 837 giga and my carno became buff and munched bros cheecks up

when i was riding on my carno i saw a level 838:&$;! dilno and gaga my cartono became buff and ate them then i saw big booty women and decided to tame them moral of the ayory din be racist i am a building.

one day i was exploring my island on my carno when a level 8283$:$;! giga spawned so my carno became buff and ate it then he fied to a rec rip qaugmire

these guys are the bane of their own existence.

these little bugs are the bane of everyone’s existence

one dee i wos licking fer æ mem terandodon when å leviele 150er blicnckle tickleres teranadoner laner ner mo so i headeir blaick to bast and got some trengqs and tamed up the rerararar i namemde it balls

so one day i was on my carno and all the sudden a level 11029 giga spawned but my carno became buff and ate it after that i made foods for my carno but a rec came and att it rip lisa.

aaaaaaaaaay ita the bigger gigger trigger digger gold nig