Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

one day i was going to tame a bob when i saw a level 1 bob which is such a good level so i got my rifles and shot it with them when the trap woke up i ate it so i could tame the trike then i made trike stew to tame up the level 150 carn them i ate the bob and the carno exploded so after i exploded i decided to tame a dodo to kill the bobmother but then i accidentally summoned ravager so i pulled put my terra blade and tamed up the cookie so i named it trap so i could lure the argentsvis to the bob titan so i could eat the carnotaurus after the night when he was getting bobed by an anky at one gen so pallet stunned the singularity to tranq it out and tamed man guy after that i mined diamonds and ate them to find out a level 150 giga baby ate another steve man so i ate pizza hut and killed a kid named tyler he was 8 but after the rex tammed up i ate asian giga but argentavis wasnt happy so he tunneled me until i coudnt take it anymore so i killed polterghast and aquired the diamond sword so anomaly 777 shot lasers at steve until the legion died so then i got a golden pump and started to build to kill the default but then the gd cube came out of the bushes and ate the man thengs but them my scinece teacher died so supreme calamitas got rick rolled and died by the hands of rick sanchez after the peter simoson homer griffen got slip streamed by the biopod it grew musclea and asked if i wanted a sprite cranberry i said no but then he threw the bottle at my head and finished tamed the level 150 me so i hopped on my mount and got a finch staff but the birds were dead so i one hundred no scoped moutain dew doritos mom get the camera on a legion after the dredge got his nightfall we new it was over until president micheal jordan and the earth.