*clears throat*

So… let me just…I’m the same one who did the roses are red and violets are blue with the Derrick gaming. PTF-

Anyway..

Me: finally finishes up my base and sets up a rock drake incubation*

YOUR ROCCO (BULBDOG LV 26) DIED TO A REAPER QUEEN LV3690

Me: WTH?-

Reaper Queen: pops out of nowhere* LOSE YOUR Virginity! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: *a few hours later**a baby reaper climbs out of my chest and eat me*

YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED BY YOUR DEVIN!

… why wildcard?