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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ravager? Funny ravager jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2018-02-26T23:19:36+00:00

To Quote that one FNAF SONG, "You can run, You can try, You can run But You. CAN'T. HIDE!"

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2018-02-20T04:48:28+00:00

DON'T TRY TO TAME THESE LIKE THE HYENADONS I T. W I L L. N O T. W O R K.

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2018-01-10T12:46:18+00:00

Wolfaboos only like hairy wolves.

The always ignore the wolves with short fur.

Great job Wildcard, you made a completely hairless wolf to deter off those annoying wolfaboos!

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2017-12-29T02:40:11+00:00

Jump on a zipline drop your controler on the floor and get ready to die laughing!

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2017-12-24T16:44:27+00:00

Thyla is to cat as Ravager is to dog

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2018-02-13T18:58:01+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue...

If I'm gonna die you will too

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2018-01-09T00:24:06+00:00

I got Aberration, Thinking it was safe from Thylacs, And then These things are like "YOU MUST DIE!" And leave the Stegosaurs they were Attacking to Murder Me And my Bulbdog. Tamed one Today though, Coincedentally The Leader of the Pack that Jumped me. Killed his Friends and Takes Him. HOW'S IT FEEL NOW, Zippy Climb-y Guy?! That's what I named him.

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2017-12-14T02:56:42+00:00

Their just like the Allosaurus

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-13T00:42:14+00:00

Fresh looking creature

Likes the good things in life

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-01-28T13:58:49+00:00

Just bola them and punch them easy knockout

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2019-01-03T13:34:50+00:00

Find one of this

Don’t be pleased

It has a ugly face

It it will follow yo to your bace

And rek the place Yes I am a raper

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-01-06T20:44:05+00:00

I was in abberation I felt a sensation and my body was being ripped apart

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-12-11T18:58:59+00:00

O ravager o ravager

we all run from you

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-29T00:46:45+00:00

I’m level 81 with a rock drake and a spino 2 parasaurs and a dodick

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2018-01-14T21:09:14+00:00

[Tip] if u see one RUN there is more where that came from

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2017-12-16T23:12:26+00:00

If u see 1 start running the other way

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-07-30T15:51:06+00:00

If I knew this is what the Minecraft ravagers looked like I would run away cause I’m a coward.

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-28T07:15:22+00:00

Hi my name Isaiah Lamota Wright

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2020-11-15T02:14:50+00:00

Me; Time for some apex

*gets into match

*chooses bloodhound

30 minutes later

*uses ultimate ability

I AM BLOODHUNTER