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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ravager? Funny ravager jokes submitted by ARK players.
In Australia these are very common. They break through you’r windows and eat your pets. After that they continue to eat every human in the house. The only way to escape one is by riding a red kangaroo and leading it into a cobweb where the fifty metre funnel web spider will eat it alive.
Note: No matter your level, no matter your equipment, no matter how far away you are, you can bet four of these rectal ravages will come charging in with you on their shit list. All you can do then is watch in fear as they dig into your succulent ass cheeks and steal your life away from you.
This is a difficulty meter. Every +1 is another ravager.
1= Beach bob
2= small threat
3= reasonable threat
4= something you should worry about
5= caution! ⚠️ avoid at all costs!
6= pure fear
7= blood freezing terror
8= reaper killer
9= by now, you should start packing
10= worse than a army of raptor charging right for you