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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ravager? Funny ravager jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 390 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-14T00:29:20+00:00

Note: No matter your level, no matter your equipment, no matter how far away you are, you can bet four of these rectal ravages will come charging in with you on their shit list. All you can do then is watch in fear as they dig into your succulent ass cheeks and steal your life away from you.

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2021-09-25T10:29:36+00:00

Bro these will do ANYTHING to kill you it will go through anything to get to you going through the Sahara desert crossed the whole universe crossed just to rip your balls out

score 286 · Answer 3 · 2017-12-15T22:18:36+00:00

Theses things will murder you harder than Net Neutrality

score 79 · Answer 4 · 2020-06-13T09:16:28+00:00

To find ravagers all you have to do is check your inventory for a couple of seconds in abberation, guaranteed to find at least a whole pack

score 211 · Answer 5 · 2017-12-17T13:05:45+00:00

I encountered a pack of ravagers for the first time.... I thought I could take them. Then I took a bite to the knee.

score 187 · Answer 6 · 2017-12-20T17:55:35+00:00

You can run, but you'll just die tired...

score 47 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-21T18:29:53+00:00

Who let the dogs out who who who

No really who let em out

score 18 · Answer 8 · 2021-05-19T14:08:45+00:00

Not to be confused with those big Pillager things in Minecraft

score 169 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-14T02:41:46+00:00

They’re like Hyaenodons on steroids

score 76 · Answer 10 · 2020-01-17T23:35:14+00:00

I have no idea what you guys are talking about,my dad tamed an entire pack of them with his hand and tamed them with mac's'cheese.

P.S:the ravages were my brother and sister

score 35 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-20T20:38:37+00:00

“Guys! I killed a ravenger pack yesterday without dying!”

Them: “Impossible”

score 93 · Answer 12 · 2017-12-18T22:06:41+00:00

If you manage to tame a pack of these devils name them the R-Avengers.

score 89 · Answer 13 · 2017-12-15T08:41:50+00:00

If it gnashes your mount, just give up... its as good as dead. Jump off and run while they are busy eating it, that’s your only chance of survival.

score 86 · Answer 14 · 2018-01-20T14:49:52+00:00

The word ravager is actually short for "Ravioli Manager". Put one of these near your Ravioli and nobody will toucha your spaghet!

score 17 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-06T20:48:23+00:00

Bring 2 bolas one for the ravager and one on your friend for a snack when the ravager gets out

score 86 · Answer 16 · 2017-12-14T07:14:11+00:00

Dont run up to it and try to passive tame it... It will not work.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-09-12T21:17:16+00:00

Aww look a puppy! Oh wait hold up there’s more…. And uh why is battle music playing and why are they running towards mEOH CRAP NO-

score 17 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-12T23:42:04+00:00

Hrrrrrrrm.... 1+1= 2 and 2+2= spawn of the devil..... is that right? Let’s see

*spawns in a titanosaur and 4 ravaengers*

Ooooo titano dealing massive damage...., wait what the, OH MY- HOLY SH- WHAT JUST HAPPENED

u probly know what happened to titano

R.I.P mr big boi

score 30 · Answer 19 · 2020-04-08T14:22:00+00:00

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a ravager to the knee

score 30 · Answer 20 · 2020-04-08T14:22:00+00:00

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a ravager to the knee