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Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ravager? Funny ravager jokes submitted by ARK players.
Note: No matter your level, no matter your equipment, no matter how far away you are, you can bet four of these rectal ravages will come charging in with you on their shit list. All you can do then is watch in fear as they dig into your succulent ass cheeks and steal your life away from you.
Theses things will murder you harder than Net Neutrality
I encountered a pack of ravagers for the first time.... I thought I could take them. Then I took a bite to the knee.
You can run, but you'll just die tired...
They’re like Hyaenodons on steroids
Dont run up to it and try to passive tame it... It will not work.
If you manage to tame a pack of these devils name them the R-Avengers.
If it gnashes your mount, just give up... its as good as dead. Jump off and run while they are busy eating it, that’s your only chance of survival.
It's actually a joke how broken these are you have no chance if you aren't on a tame just close your eyes and let it happen.
The word ravager is actually short for "Ravioli Manager". Put one of these near your Ravioli and nobody will toucha your spaghet!
Looks vaguely like a large Chupacabra. Is that lore?
They are just dire wolfs hoe evolved to survive underground
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I was running from 6 ravagers so I bolaed my friend. And laughed while I was running
Follow these exact instruction if there is a ravager pack near ur base:
1. See how many there are.
2. Get a spyglass and check theif lvs.
3. If they are all high lvs abandon your base steal your tribesmates shit AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE
1. See how many there are.
2. Get a spyglass and check theif lvs.
3. If they are all high lvs abandon your base steal your tribesmates shit AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE
They are like larger Scrappers, just watch out for their energy attack, and... Wait this isn't Horizon Zero Dawn!!!
Atleast the name is accurate.
Friend told me imposible to outrun a ravager i said hold my beer
First time I saw one I started running, after a bit turn around and it's gone then turn back around and I get chomped. Apparently it had jumped over my head as I turned around. :/
Now kids, who can tell me why you DON'T use S+ double doors on Abberation?