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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ravager? Funny ravager jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was looking for a ravenger to tame then I found a low level one so I tried it to attack it but then it ran away so I saw another one then I attacked the alpha and it went away but there's the other one went towards me and started attacking me so I decided to trap it and I tried to trap it but then when I was attacking it it tried to flee but there was a little large exit bro like dude can you can you not see it anyways and then when I was attacking as well went to the place where I was at and I thought it could go through that little crevice but it failed
God these things look like they belong in my nightmares like it literally looks like a badger and a dire wolf like a furless bony dire Wolf badger hybrid like what is that thing that belongs in the underworld like I know it's the design but like why do they actually look like something from scorched Earth like a death worm or something like actually what is it look like that yep I'm putting that in my sleep paralysis note
Note: No matter your level, no matter your equipment, no matter how far away you are, you can bet four of these rectal ravages will come charging in with you on their shit list. All you can do then is watch in fear as they dig into your succulent ass cheeks and steal your life away from you.