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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ravager? Funny ravager jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 248 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-14T00:29:20+00:00

Note: No matter your level, no matter your equipment, no matter how far away you are, you can bet four of these rectal ravages will come charging in with you on their shit list. All you can do then is watch in fear as they dig into your succulent ass cheeks and steal your life away from you.

score 227 · Answer 2 · 2017-12-15T22:18:36+00:00

Theses things will murder you harder than Net Neutrality

score 145 · Answer 3 · 2017-12-17T13:05:45+00:00

I encountered a pack of ravagers for the first time.... I thought I could take them. Then I took a bite to the knee.

score 121 · Answer 4 · 2017-12-20T17:55:35+00:00

You can run, but you'll just die tired...

score 103 · Answer 5 · 2017-12-14T02:41:46+00:00

They’re like Hyaenodons on steroids

score 70 · Answer 6 · 2017-12-14T07:14:11+00:00

Dont run up to it and try to passive tame it... It will not work.

score 65 · Answer 7 · 2017-12-18T22:06:41+00:00

If you manage to tame a pack of these devils name them the R-Avengers.

score 65 · Answer 8 · 2017-12-15T08:41:50+00:00

If it gnashes your mount, just give up... its as good as dead. Jump off and run while they are busy eating it, that’s your only chance of survival.

score 58 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-14T12:15:42+00:00

It's actually a joke how broken these are you have no chance if you aren't on a tame just close your eyes and let it happen.

score 54 · Answer 10 · 2018-01-20T14:49:52+00:00

The word ravager is actually short for "Ravioli Manager". Put one of these near your Ravioli and nobody will toucha your spaghet!

score 54 · Answer 11 · 2017-12-14T11:50:03+00:00

Looks vaguely like a large Chupacabra. Is that lore?

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2019-09-24T05:46:11+00:00

They are just dire wolfs hoe evolved to survive underground

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2019-10-02T04:57:49+00:00

Iron Woof The Incredible Woof Captain Woof Woof God of thunder Woof God of mischief Woof eye Woof Widow Ant Woof Spider Woof

score 31 · Answer 14 · 2018-01-12T20:26:51+00:00

I was running from 6 ravagers so I bolaed my friend. And laughed while I was running

score 31 · Answer 15 · 2018-01-12T20:15:20+00:00

Follow these exact instruction if there is a ravager pack near ur base:
1. See how many there are.
2. Get a spyglass and check theif lvs.
3. If they are all high lvs abandon your base steal your tribesmates shit AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE

score 21 · Answer 16 · 2017-12-27T04:32:33+00:00

They are like larger Scrappers, just watch out for their energy attack, and... Wait this isn't Horizon Zero Dawn!!!

score 21 · Answer 17 · 2017-12-14T18:01:10+00:00

Atleast the name is accurate.

score 15 · Answer 18 · 2018-06-17T13:54:57+00:00

Friend told me imposible to outrun a ravager i said hold my beer

score 17 · Answer 19 · 2018-01-16T03:46:54+00:00

First time I saw one I started running, after a bit turn around and it's gone then turn back around and I get chomped. Apparently it had jumped over my head as I turned around. :/

score 16 · Answer 20 · 2018-02-20T04:43:03+00:00

Now kids, who can tell me why you DON'T use S+ double doors on Abberation?