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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ravager? Funny ravager jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-09-11T14:03:04+00:00

In Australia these are very common. They break through you’r windows and eat your pets. After that they continue to eat every human in the house. The only way to escape one is by riding a red kangaroo and leading it into a cobweb where the fifty metre funnel web spider will eat it alive.

score 304 · Answer 2 · 2017-12-15T22:18:36+00:00

Theses things will murder you harder than Net Neutrality

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2023-08-15T15:08:01+00:00

Average dog named princess (she doesnt bite)

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2023-07-07T13:17:35+00:00

Idk if any of u have ever seen Secret of Skinwalker Ranch but whenever I think of what attacked the alpacas this is what comes to mind.

score 142 · Answer 5 · 2020-06-13T09:16:28+00:00

To find ravagers all you have to do is check your inventory for a couple of seconds in abberation, guaranteed to find at least a whole pack

score 240 · Answer 6 · 2017-12-17T13:05:45+00:00

I encountered a pack of ravagers for the first time.... I thought I could take them. Then I took a bite to the knee.

score 224 · Answer 7 · 2017-12-20T17:55:35+00:00

You can run, but you'll just die tired...

score 197 · Answer 8 · 2017-12-14T02:41:46+00:00

They’re like Hyaenodons on steroids

score 121 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-17T23:35:14+00:00

I have no idea what you guys are talking about,my dad tamed an entire pack of them with his hand and tamed them with mac's'cheese.

P.S:the ravages were my brother and sister

score 187 · Answer 10 · 2017-12-14T00:29:20+00:00

Note: No matter your level, no matter your equipment, no matter how far away you are, you can bet four of these rectal ravages will come charging in with you on their shit list. All you can do then is watch in fear as they dig into your succulent ass cheeks and steal your life away from you.

score 15 · Answer 11 · 2023-03-12T19:17:19+00:00

Oh a cute dog I wander what lvl it is wait why’s it coming uhm hi bring your friends too I guess AHH WHYS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD

You have been killed by level 136 Ravager

score 82 · Answer 12 · 2020-10-21T18:29:53+00:00

Who let the dogs out who who who

No really who let em out

score 9 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-07T10:44:19+00:00

I knocked out a carno! *Ravager pack right by the carno trap* bruh

score 17 · Answer 14 · 2022-12-15T16:56:46+00:00

Tore my wyvern to shreds

We were best friends

I got my revenge

That is the end

Lol hope you liked

score 12 · Answer 15 · 2023-02-21T23:08:38+00:00

You don’t need to be able to outrun these guys only outrun you friends and if you can’t there’s always the bola

score 18 · Answer 16 · 2022-10-26T17:42:49+00:00

This is a difficulty meter. Every +1 is another ravager.

1= Beach bob

2= small threat

3= reasonable threat

4= something you should worry about

5= caution! ⚠️ avoid at all costs!

6= pure fear

7= blood freezing terror

8= reaper killer

9= by now, you should start packing

10= worse than a army of raptor charging right for you

score 14 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-24T16:45:08+00:00

I had my first ravager on fjordur and his name was 21 ravage.he was the fastest. Thing. Alive. He was only level four and he was like sonic j swear. Just imagine how fast he was when I got him to level 145.

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-08-26T23:09:30+00:00

I now know why humans don't give dogs coffee

score 110 · Answer 19 · 2017-12-18T22:06:41+00:00

If you manage to tame a pack of these devils name them the R-Avengers.

score 44 · Answer 20 · 2021-05-19T14:08:45+00:00

Not to be confused with those big Pillager things in Minecraft