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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ravager? Funny ravager jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-08-25T15:43:15+00:00

Real men beat it with twigs and sticks.

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2023-07-06T18:13:41+00:00

Good thing ark added my ex. I'm just kidding. I never had a girlfriend.

Hallo darkness my old frieeeend i come to talk with you agaiiin

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-21T16:29:06+00:00

You see one and say that is the ugliest thing in the world!

Ravager says the same and eats you

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2019-02-20T10:19:59+00:00

Who thinks that ravages are hyenodons on steroids?

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2019-01-05T04:33:59+00:00

They luk like they impaled jerry and tom together and clone it

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-25T10:29:36+00:00

Bro these will do ANYTHING to kill you it will go through anything to get to you going through the Sahara desert crossed the whole universe crossed just to rip your balls out

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-02T02:54:12+00:00

Loki these suckers look like the hyenas from lion king

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-08T03:30:54+00:00

Ravenger takes 22 tranqs to the face and doesn’t knock out , me “hey big guy suns geten real low” it didn’t work btw

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2018-04-14T15:32:22+00:00

The killing machine. Best to bring bolas, rocket launchers, friends, and did I say rocket launchers?

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2018-04-02T16:58:09+00:00

This ugly chucacabra thing killed all five of my sweet little bulbdogs, and me as well , that was the day I swore I would never let any of them live if I saw one.

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-12-17T18:08:36+00:00

luckily me and my sister wont encounter them soon. if we do we will get mona or lisa or buck or wild or kool.

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-01T13:18:29+00:00

I came

I saw

I came

I saw

I died

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-18T09:40:32+00:00

Looks a lot like scp 939 also 939

The mix is playing RN

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2017-12-13T05:27:00+00:00

Hyaenodons on steroids

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-17T23:26:55+00:00

If you have a Titan base use the rocket guns and get the guys in the Minigun turrets and get your meks

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2018-10-25T19:19:39+00:00

When I was a noob in Abberation, I found a pack of these, and tried to pet them to tame them. Then they did bad things to me. I don't want to talk about it.

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2018-07-10T14:54:08+00:00

If you are level 1 or 100 you are a cupricobru scooby snak

R:Dieeeeeeeeeeeeee

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2024-06-03T00:01:17+00:00

Ravarger: wanna buy these umm candies, 10 cent each

Baby dire wolf: oh boy I got uhhhh 25 cent

Mama direwolf: oh my dog that a drug dealer call the Rex

Rex: I heard of some trouble here

Ravarger: ( pulls out tech rifle) BAM!

Rex falls to the ground

Baby wolf: mmmmmm candy ( turns into rockwells pet )

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-07T18:09:22+00:00

I killed on by axedent when I'm trying to kill a giant crab

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2018-04-11T02:13:27+00:00

They will find you...

And they will kill you.