Lock your doors, hide your wife, their gnashing everybody tonight.

Where the hell is my lasagna Jon? You won’t make it out alive unless you bring some sweet, succulent lasagna Jon, I require it, I breath it, I live it.

It’s a pickin chupacabra. These sum biscuit eaters get more meat than a horny toad on Valentine’s Day. Shoot I love these Heffer’s. Get’cha bout maybe 9 or so and maaaaan hell have no fury than a mouth of teef, lemme tell ya

The reaper and the saber tooth were more then friends

i’ve tamed 2 of these in a 1x1 trap

(not at the same time tho)

First time playing Aberration,got spawn killed in the "easy" zone by one of these

Pit bull owners be like "it's not the dog, it's the owner"

Ark dev on drugs: dude what would happen if a hyenaedon had a baby with a direwolf..? Ark head dev: Brilliant, let’s put that in the game.

Almost hairless animal drops mostly pelt...

I am the ugliest thing online nameless is online

They are just dire wolfs hoe evolved to survive underground

Follow these exact instruction if there is a ravager pack near ur base:

1. See how many there are.

2. Get a spyglass and check theif lvs.

3. If they are all high lvs abandon your base steal your tribesmates shit AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE

I get that they're practically the ugliest and most ferocious pack animal in the game but let's all be honest, these things are the cutest when you actually get them tamed. When you send them off to kill araneo's and they do their little hops, the cutest thing ever. But It's not so cute when they get swarmed and end up falling into a bottomless pit of lava. RIP Swarna.

Tilt in abberattions yeehaw this is an (+&?"-_ wolf or bear Eat me and then I will be poop from yours

They are hyenadons on steroids with a chihuahua complex and a pack mantality

When a bat and a wolf love each other very much... and the wolf had mange, and the bat had rabies.....

(When dire wolves attack you) okay let's fly (when raverges attack you) oh shoot they jump!

it jumps higher than a raptor, it can walk the tightrope, and it’s roar is a smokers wheeze! I bet wildcard must be on some sort of drug when this was created.

Stick some bunny ears on one and you will never take it seriously again.

You think you can outrun them, then it bites... just take your death quietly