Note: No matter your level, no matter your equipment, no matter how far away you are, you can bet four of these rectal ravages will come charging in with you on their shit list. All you can do then is watch in fear as they dig into your succulent ass cheeks and steal your life away from you.

Theses things will murder you harder than Net Neutrality

Where the hell is my lasagna Jon? You won’t make it out alive unless you bring some sweet, succulent lasagna Jon, I require it, I breath it, I live it.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about,my dad tamed an entire pack of them with his hand and tamed them with mac's'cheese.

P.S:the ravages were my brother and sister