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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok so I had a raptor named Timothin and I was exploring with him and a pack of raptors started chasing and of course I had lots of weight so I wasn’t as fast we fought em all of but then one last one killed my TIMOTHIN I cried and let myself get killed I was so sad and I deleted that save
THE END
I had a Raptor named 223 and i brought him EVERYWHERE his stamina was 670 his health was 3K (somewhere around there) and one day I decided to to the (Kill ten mammoths) one MORE and we were gonna be done but a level 40 Giga cane out ( literally it spawned right in front of me)
Attacked me i had assented fur armor a full set i spent days trying to get everything and he died i killed that giga 300% melee and and journey mans sword #rip223
And i named him 223 its because that was my first grades lunch number DONT try it now its long gone out of the system
Theese things terrify me.
I live in the south zone 2 and they spawn right next to me.
I always wonder when one will just jump out of nowhere and kill my dodo farm, my phiomia, and my parasaur.
I am just waiting for Christmas so I can get the hacks so I can tame them VerY fast.
Help.
For low level players if you se the the raptor run in water and kill megaladon with you fists it works every time the raptor comes with me and it dies to I don’t know why (megaladon) swim out the water if your not dead oh no you can you don’t have enough of stamina the only logical explanation FLY ;-;
Me and my friend were playing ark and we came across two raptors. My friend's parasaur took them down like a boss while we hid behide rocks. Not that long after we decided to try and tame a raptors. Now I have had a lot of experience with taming and hunting raptors tho I had NEVER, NEVER ran into a pack of SIX of them. Like WTH. Sadly our parasaur died while we ran half way across the map to our house. RIP speedy and Liam 😣
some time ago i was trying to tame a raptor i searched for centuries finally i found one attacking a parasaur she was pink, i lost sight of her then, only then i found her corpse then i searched again , pink was perfect but 😫 well i was searching and out of nowhere TWO GODDAMN RAPTORS WERE EATING MEEEE. the pounce is op.one last thing.......thank you Dark souls