Roses are red

Violets are blue

Don't leave ur unconscious parasaur for a min

Cuz these things devour them

1.começa o jogo

2.domestica um parassauro

3.constroi uma base

4.cria arco e flecha

5.cria flechas sedativas

6.o raptor corta a boleadeira e te mata

7.desinstala o jogo

8.se arrepende pois o jogo tem 154gb e da uma vontade de jogar denovo

9.refaça tudo denovo

Saw Zippy in the wild: HOLY CRAP!”

“But then remembered… Ass clubbing > panic”

Violates the raptor with a club to the behind

“I tamed it easy

This guy is the devil he wants your soul

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If it glows red

Then you are dead

Idk if you think this is funny at all it is the only thing I could think of lol

I was hunting a raptor with my bow.As I saw one another one came first thing that pops in my head is cleaver girl and rip me

Ark mobile tip be like you don’t have to run faster than creatures just your friends 10 minutes later raptor find out about this tip and be like noob hunting time

Roses are red

Violets are blue

A raptors is eating you

Now she's eating me too

rawr the pak go “oh crap me ded”

When a rapter killed me and my parasail too

Part three, part one: dilo page, part 2: spino page.

I once was killed by a pack of raptors and eventually gave up trying to find my base. I now realize I never saw a single death message.

Pls help me im trapped in my thatch house with no roof or tools only a torch pick axe and a raptors outside so im trapped in here

raptor + purlovia, ugh, pain in the butt,

When encountering we run the other way but raptors gust run the after you

How to escape these get a bola then bola your friend then run for your life

Sundew122

I killed all ur tames

Why? Bc they all lames

The only take u need is me

AND THAT IS HOW UR LIF IS GOING TO BE

Raptor also known as finger lizard:)

Raptors squat when they poop😂

Tip : Don't ever decide to hit the raptor's head while its bola'd, worst mistake of my ark time. Got me anf my tames killed.

Let’s see I’ve been killed by this one’s OK hundreds of times Gradually let’s make that millions but now I’m doing pretty good after my 50th world