So one time I attacked a diplo on my mammoth Manny and I accidentally hit a dimorph his entire family came and THEY ATTACK YOU NOT YOUR TAME so I tried to run away I dismounted my mammoth and ran for it I turned…

So I was going to red obelisk to find one and I did it I guided him straight to south zone 2 and I had a great time with him until he went to the redwoods I tried hitting him to guide him back but he just kept running…

I think I had 3 or 4 dodos and I felt powerful so I fought a turtle and lost

I remember having a dream about taming one and thinking about the things I can do with one then I quickly remembered that can't tame one because I'd die immediately

Once I had a kairuku named penguin we hunted creatures together we killed turtles dilos etc until we tried to kill a trike I brought my assault rifle and I began shooting that we were running around until the trike ran…

These little s##ts keep messing up my tame layout so I'm going to take my Rex and murder they're entire family now every one of these little f##ks are now an orphan

Admit it we all made armies with these guys but they eventually got wiped out

I once had a dream that these guys attacked my base

One time I tried to tame a spino and these guys killed it before it was tamed

Help I made a dodo pen for all my tamed dodos and now one is stuck in the floor

at the start I had a small group of dilos my base got by a chalico and they survived so I tamed a bunch of them now every time I look at them it makes me feel old

I tried taming one but it was too hard, the fish I picked was so big it kept on flopping over the screen and the otter was moving to much, when I tried to feed it it just dropped the fish instead, eventually I killed…

So I was in the redwoods with my argy and I flew too close to the ground until I dismounted my argy and was attacked took me time to figure out wtf just happened until I found out it was a purlovia now I never seen a…

Alright imma use arhceaoptryx for scouting (sees bary near base) prepare the dimorph we're taking this thing out (your lvl21 dimorph was killed by lvl 10 baryonyx) you messed up hard (your lvl 55 Rex killed a lvl 10…

I had a dream once that my argy got killed by this guy