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My Dilophosaurus (Amy my only pet) was determined to tame a raptor. We had a soothing balm and kibble. When we saw this lvl 270 female one we threw a bola at it and I built a wood wall around it quickly. When I realised AMY WAS STUCK INTHE PEN WITH THE RAPTOR! The raptor killed Amy and I was livid. I popped two tranqs with my ascendant bow and left the rest to my ascendant slingshot. When it was out I applied the balm to it and fed the kibble. I ate only one I got it! I named it Rachael. Even Amy was dead, I had its implant and with the help of Rachael literally killing two tickle chickens and an alpha raptor. We revived Amy and we live together to this day.


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