So last night I finally tamed my first Quetz on LI map.

Got mega lucky was also a Tek Quetz.

Be me, be sitting on a cliff on Hardcore mode with my Tapejara wondering how the hell I'm going to get this overgrown KFC bucket without getting myself deleted.

Hatch a plan.

Relatively noobish skill level even though I've played for like 2 years so have no idea if this will even work.

Go back to my base, make a grapple hook.

Go back to the cliff, raging storm, middle of the night.

Jump off my Tapejara, set to aggressive and hookshot my TapeJar in the balls to piss it off even more.

Clench my butthole and start commanding it to fly towards the Quetzal, expecting it to drag me off the cliff to my death.

Suddenly hurtling through the air at speed towards my target, genuinely convinced I'm going to smash into a tree or something, sever the grapple and get flatlined because like the smooth brain I am, I forgot my parachute.

Proceed to aggressive target the T-uetzal so my Tape sticks to him like....well, tape I guess.

Fly through the air like a terrified spider man in the middle of a blinding storm, towards the giant, mechanical sky chicken.

Tranq the everloving f@#k out of it.

/ohshit he's KO'ed over the Swamp and that shit's occupied by the 4 man super group "Bary, Kappy, Sarco and the Boa Bois".

/doubleohshit he landed in the water.

By some miracle his head landed on a rock high enough to keep him from drowning.

Stuffed it full of Narcotics and prime meat and let it tame up, Spending time playing target practice with Barys and getting jumpsharked by Kapros.

I'm sure there's more impressive tales out there but this was by far my coolest Hardcore mode tame.

FIN~

Me: *Asks if I should make a dumb bronto fan fic twice*

Also Me: *Makes it anyway*

*Me wondering why nobody gave me a up after 4 hours* D:<

*Me wishing there was more care for brontosaurus besides E Z PRIME

Queen of the Skies: AUTHOR'S NOTE

By Unicat.

Hey guys. It's me Unicat. I'm here to explain some stuff.

So, you may wonder when Quinn started dreaming. She started at the end of chapter 3- so, all the chapters that were in real life were in chapters 1-3, and the end of chapter 8.

I also plan to make a book 2, and sorry that I haven't been on lately. I've been extremely busy.

Thank you for your support!

Epologue

Queen of the Skies

By Unicat

Quartz was a quetzal who was always determined. She would do anything for her tribe. Although, they never fought.And if something DID get bad..

She knew she was the Queen of the Skies.

She could do anything.

Surprise! You thought I was done?

Chapter 7: Gravestone

Queen of the Skies

I run up to Quartz's dead body, get the implant and saddle. I would lay by her and cry, but this war was over. The opposing tribe was taking our land!

Or should I take my argy and leave?

I thought about this, and that's what I did. I went back to my base with my argy, crafted a gravestone and buried the implant. I wrote: "Here lies my favorite quetzal, Quartz. She was a shy but brave soul and she died of war." On the stone.

I hop back on my argy and go back.

But wait....

@ a shadow/ Just wait, there's more. I just haven't had time to post chapter 7 and 8 yet.

Queen of the Skies (by Unicat)

Chapter 6: Sorrow

Quinn got her team ready as Quartz was doing battle training, snapping appart dummies and shooting cannon balls at the redwoods' trees.

When Quinn was ready, she rode Quartz and everyone followed her.

When they got to the artic (again), they got ready for and planned for wave 3. Quartz got in position, and was fighting in seconds. A bronto attacked her and she flew in circles, biting at him and shooting at him. The bronto collapsed.

Quartz had no time to heal when 2 tapejaras were circling around her. She managed to kill them, too. She saw her friend (the giga) raging, and he killed a bunch of dinos at once! She went to help him, but she was out of time. A rex bit into her neck suddenly.

Quartz (level 19) was killed by rex (level 27).

Lol, i was looking for the hater so i could see what he said, and i think his tips got dis likex so much that the only thing i could see thats a tad bit of hate is this

Just one thing

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What is fanfitcion

Thats ligit all i could find

-shadow

STG here, i just want to say.....

FAN FICTION FOREVERMORE FAN FICTION FOREVERMORE FAN FICTION FOREVERMORE.

k, thanks, byeeeee

Hi, its STG, and im 10, sooooooo (i was not like him tommy at all) lava, when i started playing ark, at first my brother laughed at me for jumping offa cliff to save Sylvanas. And alla of the time, it was my fault for her getting in messes. I jumped into swamps, the volcano, into caves, everywhere. And somehow, the servers all crashed, and wouldn't start up.we had to delete them. Somehow, her saddle was on the new server on the island. Fully green and i put ot on strawberry. I painted it back to normal, and now i love all argents. And all of the storys. Btw, im also working on new one in dodo. Its called "Surviving." Thx for reading.

Hackers will tame them and raid you if you incounter one whith hacker then RUN! For your life he will kill you in no time.

We should not have a war. NOTE HOW I STARTED THE SYLVANAS TALES AFTER I SAW THE MESSAGE THAT PERSON SENT. Hey lamprey, i totally agree with you. NO WAR. Thanks if anyboby read this.....

Hey HJK im not a man. Ima girl.

So I have been scrolling through and have finally found the haters. The Alpha is mad. Shut up! Nobody cares about what you haters have to say! We enjoy making Fan Fics bc it allows us to use our brains and share our creativity. Just bc u don't like them doesn't mean other people don't. Soem people enjoy reading others stories and have been learning about how to write a proper story. I would love to see you try and make a story that isn't boring or crazy! None of us did anything wrong, and if you don't like the fan Fics then stay out of the story section. That simple, but no, you chose to be rude and hate us. Like I said nobody cares.

- A very angry AlphaWolfy -

Also, what the hell does HJK mean? A serious question, I really would like to know.

nah tommy will stay sad, he started this fight ;)

-HJK

This obviously isn’t going to turn in to a war. I focused on making a more calm response. And yes, some people don’t like some things.

-lamprey

and here on the wildlife channel we see 7 year old tommy past his bedtime at 6pm, in his natural habitat, what will he do next, oh! making fun if fanfics i see, awwwhhh, now sit on your little stool honey, and listen to the words, shut.. the.. *insert terrible crazy disgusting word* up

and also are you gon get famous by sendin hate? i think a job as a fanfictioner will be a wittle bettewr =) just some advice, now go hate on some guy who’s actually doing something wrong bud, just stick to your cocomelon little man.

;) no offence just saying buddy boo

-HJK

You realize we write them as a hobby, not to be famous right? Also yes, all fanfictions have grammatical errors, some might not be descriptive enough, but if you want to hate on fanfictions, it’s not really gonna get anywhere, if it doesn’t get seen. Hopefully you don’t take this as rude, because that’s not the intention, but your opinion is your opinion.

-Lamprey

The Quetzal

so one time I found a quetzal and my friend wanted one

so I tryed to get it but I shot it with three tranq arrows and...

it ran away so I chased title and I wasn’t looking and I was killed by falling off a cliff and a terrazino scratched my face... the moral of the story is bring a flying tame and parachute and grappling hook

plus 22 tranq darts with a gun. (I’m trying out the argentavis trick today)