Me, the level one noob.

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Me, the level one noob.

*walks along the beach* “oooooh! What does the ‘you’re in a dangerous area’ mean?” *sees a shape running at me, thinks: what is that? Realizes it’s a giant scorpion* “AAAAAAAAAAAAH!” *runs down beach and survives* “whew!” *five minutes later* Server: you have been killed by a level 14 carnotaurus. “NOOOOOO! WHY MEEEEEE?”

Months later, the sensible person: I never have seen a scorpion again.

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