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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pteranodon? Funny pteranodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -9 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-16T21:02:04+00:00

Amazing tame just dont roll in to base with 4,000,000 because it dont end well XD

score -8 · Answer 2 · 2019-03-16T09:21:03+00:00

You are all wrong

(You will only get this if you have a pteranodon)

score -9 · Answer 3 · 2018-09-15T07:31:17+00:00

Spent a while taming one and needed 5 more hide to get a saddle, walk up to a dilo and take a stab with my pike, stupid bitch flies in front and I kill it...

Tame up another one and I’m fighting a paracer I take a shot with my rifle, flies in front and takes the bullet, I take another shot, flies in front and takes the second bullet then proceeds to die. FUCK

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2024-11-28T13:57:59+00:00

All of that just for some dog water stats.Nah im switching

maps or something.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2026-03-03T23:49:13+00:00

The most bullshit flyer to deal with on official pvp servers while early game

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2026-04-01T17:35:18+00:00

my pteranodon Tyler did a barrel roll into the sea by herbivore island and he knocked me off into the water. he died like 5 minutes later.