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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pteranodon? Funny pteranodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Lol, okay so I hatched a pt eggo I uh punched it I opened the door it ran out I didn’t know tho so I searched my house and I was like “where’s the pt gone did I hatch it for nothing?” I went outside and walked past it like 5+ times then I found it infront of a dilo I had.
Lesson learned. Kids, be careful of the baby pt it’s a pain in the butt when u loose it when u didn’t claim it so u can’t req it. Yeah their about as small as a Baby raptor? Idk I think they are ;-;
A long time ago me and and noob slayer(my dilo) we’re hiding from a Rex when we found a pteranodon. I wanted to see if I could kill it with a boomerang. Let’s just say I threw it twice and knocked it out. Let’s just say Pterry is very happy. Moral of the story boomerangs are OP.