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My new and improved, How To Tame A Pteranodon!

Step 1: gather berries.

Step 2: find pteranodon.

Step 3: try yo passive tame it. *nothing happens*

Step 4: download dododex.

Step 5: learn its a carnivore.

Step 6: gather meat.

Step 7: find another pteranodon.

Step 8: try to passive tame it. *nothing happens*

Step 9: get annoyed.

Step 10: look in dododex.

Step 11: learn its knock out tame.

Step 12: craft a club.

Step 13: find another pteranodon.

Step 14: try to knock it out. *it flys away*

Step 15: throw down controller.

Step 16: craft a bola.

Step 17: find another pteranodon.

Step 18: throw bola.

Step 19: knock it out.

Step 20: stuff meat in its mouth. *You discover the meat in your inventory spoiled*

Step 21: get more meat.

Step 22: give meat to unconscious pteranodon.

*pteranodon is gone*

Step 23: throw controller at tv.

Step 24: find another pteranodon.

Step 25: throw bola.

Step 26: knock it out.

Step 27: shove meat in its mouth.

*it wakes before the taming process finishes*

Step 28: try to knock it out again.

*it flys away*

Step 29: throw controller across the room.

Step 30: craft narcotics.

Step 31: find another pteranodon.

Step 32: throw bola.

Step 33: knock it out.

Step 34: stuff meat in its mouth.

Step 35: give narcotics.

*a raptor eats it before the taming process finishes*

Step 36: get eaten by raptor.

Step 37: drop controller.

Step 38: scream into a pillow.

Step 39: find another pteranodon.

Step 40: ForceTame.

Follow these totally pro and not at all dumb steps, and your A O Good šŸ‘Œ

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