So, ok you just start out in Ark, and you find this shiny egg thing.
So, ok you just start out in Ark, and you find this shiny egg thing. You think "ooh how cool, an egg. Maybe I can eat it?" You pick it up. Two seconds later: angry pteradon mom trying to yeet you out of existence. You drop the egg, thinking it will stop. It doesn't. It chases you around till you die. You spawn on a beach crawling with dilos an raptors, and you are just a tiny noob with a pick and some wood. R.I.P
