Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

So, ok you just start out in Ark, and you find this shiny egg thing. You think "ooh how cool, an egg. Maybe I can eat it?" You pick it up. Two seconds later: angry pteradon mom trying to yeet you out of existence. You drop the egg, thinking it will stop. It doesn't. It chases you around till you die. You spawn on a beach crawling with dilos an raptors, and you are just a tiny noob with a pick and some wood. R.I.P