Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the plesiosaur? Funny plesiosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:*SCREAMS AT PLESIOSAUR*
Plesiosaur:??
Me:WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!?
Plesiosaur:I’m offended
Me:*continues screaming*👁👄👁
Plesiosaur:I’m about to end this mans whole career
Me: UH OH
Plesiosaur:kill*
Me: no u *uno reverse card*
Plesiosaur: *dies*
Me: M E A T
I hope you enjoyed this.if you didn’t enjoy it sorry
For wasting your time.
I was mosasaur hunting when I thought I saw one so I got off my plesiosaur and ZAPP jelly fish just zapping my plesiosaur I panicked because I thought my plesio was gonna die so I took out my tea rifle and unloaded on the jellyfish even then he almost died we got the fuck out if there lesson being STAY AWAY FROM THE JELLY FISH
want an ark horror edition? well guess tf what it already has one. deep sea ark allows players to go to the depths of the ocean and get jumpscared and murdered by one of our many options, one being the plessiosaur. anyway don't let these guys get u they'll kill ur everything down there. from experience oof