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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the plesiosaur? Funny plesiosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-09-24T19:59:19+00:00

Real Savages Like me Wound Tranq This Pure Monster Of The sea WITH TRANQ DARTS

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-08T20:07:33+00:00

For the person that said that pleseosaurs are the quetsles of the see. Your wrong. The mososaur is. Its alsobthe giga of the sea. Change my mind lol.

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2019-08-27T07:35:08+00:00

Nyaaaa oh geez dat smile it says come in my white van I have candy!nyaaaan

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-31T19:05:59+00:00

these things are huge in ark but in real life they are like baby giga small

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-06-15T12:21:33+00:00

Hi guys i steel his saddle and i will not tame that ugly face

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-13T14:13:47+00:00

Meglodon I'm drunk

Plesiosaur I've seen the future

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2020-07-22T01:58:18+00:00

Literally I’ve been searching for one of these for over five hours with no luck, where the heck do they spawn on mobile? Also I’ve been searching for mosa and dunklies with no luck, my oceans are literally empty of creatures!!

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-14T15:13:23+00:00

This thing sounds like Rex , lol

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2018-07-15T20:53:10+00:00

I was mosasaur hunting when I thought I saw one so I got off my plesiosaur and ZAPP jelly fish just zapping my plesiosaur I panicked because I thought my plesio was gonna die so I took out my tea rifle and unloaded on the jellyfish even then he almost died we got the fuck out if there lesson being STAY AWAY FROM THE JELLY FISH

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2023-02-07T02:53:33+00:00

They are relatively same to the elasmosaurus hydrotherosaurus attenborosaurus and cryptocleidus

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2023-02-07T01:33:10+00:00

want an ark horror edition? well guess tf what it already has one. deep sea ark allows players to go to the depths of the ocean and get jumpscared and murdered by one of our many options, one being the plessiosaur. anyway don't let these guys get u they'll kill ur everything down there. from experience oof

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-23T18:06:48+00:00

Me:*SCREAMS AT PLESIOSAUR*

Plesiosaur:??

Me:WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!?

Plesiosaur:I’m offended

Me:*continues screaming*👁👄👁

Plesiosaur:I’m about to end this mans whole career

Me: UH OH

Plesiosaur:kill*

Me: no u *uno reverse card*

Plesiosaur: *dies*

Me: M E A T

I hope you enjoyed this.if you didn’t enjoy it sorry

For wasting your time.

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-20T14:57:51+00:00

Me: kills plesio

The plesio: phruuugh...

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-06-13T20:48:34+00:00

A plesiosaur?

*puts on fedora*

PERRY THE PLESIOSAUR!

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2020-01-06T16:35:17+00:00

It can fly in the air ocaisionally!

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2021-03-20T19:23:12+00:00

Had one of these l... it was great... till it died to jellyfish 😐

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2019-09-26T11:50:35+00:00

The waters fine they said come on in they sai... wait did I say it backwards???

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-19T16:23:58+00:00

Me when I first saw this: how new Nessie was so UGLY Me in bed: OMG I can’t sleep I hate it’s face!

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-06T17:18:49+00:00

Meh 😑 I’m good

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2020-02-14T01:01:18+00:00

I was just swimming in the ocean on my megaladon, looking for a basilosaurus, when suddenly I hear the music, so I turn around and see this. If I had to make a jump scare video game, this would be the main character. Just the head on top of a pale blue little body with blood on its finger tips and its teeth, along with a ripped up suit and maybe a chainsaw. Nightmares for years.